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1. Laifu spent a lot of effort to write a love letter to the girl he likes. He added at the end: I have answered this test paper and am waiting for your admission notice! ! ! Not long after, a reply came. There were only four words on the letter: The quota is full. Unwilling to give up, Laifu sent another letter: What if I sign up for the next issue? This time the reply is: We will wait until the next semester starts!

2. When I was still a QQ member, Painxun had a ‘group’ function. I thought this should be the same as grouping, making it easier to manage friends, so I created a group called 'mm' and added all the mm who had good relationships, had ambiguous relationships, and showed signs of development. Later, I fell in love with it. .

3. A buddy made an appointment with the girl he had loved for a long time and was going to confess to her. The two of them sat in silence for a long time before he mustered up the courage to ask the girl: "Do you have a boyfriend?" The girl said shyly: "Not yet." He said ecstatically: "Then can you be my boyfriend?"

4. A man took his girlfriend to the mall. The girlfriend took a fancy to a lipstick. The man thought it was expensive, so he said, "You look better without lipstick. This is called natural beauty." The girlfriend was very dissatisfied and said: "Fortunately, I didn't ask you to buy clothes, otherwise you would definitely say that I look better without clothes. That's called body beauty."

5. The boyfriend did not dare to propose to his girlfriend in person, so he had to do it on the phone. Remote testing. "My dear, I won five million in the lottery today. Do you agree to marry me?" "Of course, who are you?"

6. My girlfriend wore a corset. Walking around in front of me. I knew what was going on, I ignored her on purpose. Finally she couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Does it look good?" I said, "It looks good." "Do you like it?" "I don't like it." "What?" My girlfriend raised her eyebrows. "It's too troublesome to take it off."

7. By the pool in the zoo, a young man held the girl's hand and said, "Let's live together forever like mandarin ducks, okay?" The girl didn't He replied without regret: "That's good, but I haven't learned to swim yet!"

8. Two boys confessed their love to a girl at the same time, and the girl calmly said: "After you travel around the world, come back with me." Said. "A boy immediately packed his package and prepared to leave. Another boy walked around the girl and said a historic sentence: "You are my world."

9. My best friend received 999 roses and was so envious that she told her boyfriend, who comforted her. I said: "Don't worry, I can afford it, it's just some flowers." "In the evening, my boyfriend bought ten buckets of popcorn and told me: "Popcorn is also a flower, and as long as the heat is controlled well, the flowers will bloom more brilliantly. Also, if you count, these 10 buckets of popcorn will definitely have no less than 999 pieces. ”

10. One day, I asked my girlfriend to go to the zoo. Unexpectedly, she was late and the zoo was closed. So she called a friend: Xiaoli, we originally wanted to see monkeys today, but the zoo was closed. , let’s go see you now.

11. One day in class, I heard a conversation between the two girls in front of me. One girl said: If my husband does something wrong in the future, he will be punished by kneeling on the CPU! My husband doesn’t kneel on the CPU, so I make him kneel on the remote control... I’ll beat him if he changes the channel!

12. A woman had no choice but to marry her because her father owed money. On the first night of the wedding, the woman said to the proud groom: I married you because of the money my father owed you. Don't be too proud. In the early morning of the next day, the woman opened her eyes and woke up from a deep sleep. The groom said: How much does my father owe us?