Funny jokes about the police

1. Why do the police always look so fierce? Because they need to scare people. Otherwise, people will rob police cars, beat the police, and even cause vandalism.

2. Why are police officers unwilling to marry lawyers? Because they don't want to continue arguing when they get home.

3. Why do the police always like to chase fugitives so much? Because this is the only one they can catch up with.

4. Why don’t the police like going to bars? Because there are always a lot of people out there drinking and driving.

5. Why don’t police like eating chocolate? Because they don't want to become criminals.

6. Why do the police always look so fierce? Because they need to make people fear them, otherwise they can't maintain order.

7. A policeman discovered a thief while patrolling. He followed him quietly, and then suddenly grabbed the thief by the collar. The thief said in horror: Why did you catch me? The policeman replied: Because you are too ugly.

8. Once, a policeman was chasing a thief. They ran for a long time, and finally the thief was caught. The policeman said to the thief: Do you know why I am chasing you? The thief replied: Because you run faster than me.

9. When a policeman was investigating a case, he asked a witness: What did you see? The witness replied: I saw a car and it was splashing water. The policeman said: This is not the point. You should tell me the license plate number. The witness replied: Oh, sorry, I forgot to look at the license plate number because I was too busy looking at the water splashing from the car.

10. Late at night, a police officer discovered a drunkard wandering on the street while patrolling. Police: What are you doing? Drunkard: I'm looking for a bar. Policeman: Then why are you swaying all the time? Drunkard: This will make it faster.