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Describe a poor drinker humorously.

The description method is as follows:

1, drink like mosquito blood, and you will faint in one bite. Drinking is like drinking water. You can do it.

2, the capacity for liquor is smaller than that of ants, and one drop will make you drunk. I feel dizzy at the sight of wine, and my legs are as soft as cotton when drinking.

3. "Drinking capacity is like a balloon. When you drink it, it will soften like frustration. "

4. "The amount of alcohol is simply a short-lived fireworks, and it will burn out quickly when you drink it."