Seeking Han Han's anthology TXT

Oh, I'm dead ... all the dung silk is dead. ....

(joke): Han Han sells "Hercules Pills" in the street, saying that he is invulnerable after taking this medicine, and his business is particularly good for a while. Later, some people booed that it was probably a fake medicine. Han Han shouted: "If you dare to come up and cut me, I will pay you 20 million for bleeding!" " Scared everyone into silence one by one; Suddenly, Fang, who is not afraid of death, went up with a knife. Han Han covered his wound. At first, he said he was fine. Seeing the blood creaking, he quickly turned to the yamen to sue the party for intentional injury. ...

Liars play double reed to cheat the world into stealing money.

Some middle-aged wretched man pretends to be a prostitute and a thinker.