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After Liu Chan's death, which three funerary objects were released by Sima Yan?
Sima Yan put a glass of wine on Liu Chan's grave and laughed at him for drinking and having fun all day, without enterprising spirit. In fact, Sima Yan has a point. After all, this idiom was invented by Liu Chan. If Liu Chan can cheer up a little, maybe the ending will be different.
The second thing Sima Yan put in Liu Chan's grave was a skirt. He put on his skirt because Sima Yan thought it was very spineless for Liu Chan to surrender without resistance. Sima Yan put on a skirt, just as we now say that others are not men, even more serious than we are now. Zhuge Liang once used this trick on Sima Yi. When the Shu and Wei armies confronted each other, Sima Yi closed the door and Zhuge Liang sent women's clothes for humiliation, which was a serious humiliation at that time.
Finally, there are sandals. Everyone knows that Liu Bei was a peddler who made a living by weaving straw sandals in his early years, so the straw sandals here refer to Liu Bei. Sima Yan put the straw sandals in Liu Chan's grave and aimed at Liu Bei. He wanted to get angry with Liu Bei and his men who were already in the grave. Sima Yan seems to be saying that your dynasty woven with straw sandals was destroyed by me and by your own son.
Sima Yan seems to be telling Zhuge Liang and others that the monarch you painstakingly managed is a straw bag, and he didn't even have the courage to resist, so he opened the gate and surrendered. Tell Shu with this straw sandals that their efforts for so many years are just a joke.
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