Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - A rich man in the world was walking his dog when suddenly a killer jumped out and killed his dog. The rich man immediately asked, you killed my dog. You want to die, don't you? Black boy,
A rich man in the world was walking his dog when suddenly a killer jumped out and killed his dog. The rich man immediately asked, you killed my dog. You want to die, don't you? Black boy,
The next day, the killer jumped out of the grass and took the rich man's iPone6. The rich man said, why did you take my apple? The killer said, because someone offered10 million, let me take your head (mobile phone). The rich man shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to send her another red envelope!
It rained at night, and the rich man thought it was the best policy to run for his life, holding an umbrella and trying to sneak out of the door quietly. Who knows, just at the back door, the killer came out again: gnome male-",I knew you were going to walk behind and wait for you! It's too early to say! The murderer grabbed the umbrella in his left hand and directly stuffed the mobile phone stolen at night into the rich man's arms! "My master has a clever plan, and I know you will take out your umbrella. He didn't even talk to me today. He just sent me a note to accept! "Say that finish, I dropped the note and roared off. The rich man picked it up and said, "No cell phone, it's killing me. "The rich man knelt down directly." Teacher, where are you?
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