Crosstalk lines

B: What sentence?

A: It is unreasonable to travel around the world.

B: there's no reason why it's hard to move.

You see, that sentence is simple.

B: Ah-ah! You are wrong in this sentence.

A: What's the matter?

B: It's upside down.

A: handstand?

B: Think again.

A: Ah, yes, yes, yes, it should be "not moving for no reason".

B: "Traveling around the world for no reason."

A: That's right!

B: No!

A: Is that right?

B: think about this again, think about it.

What should I say?

B: It should be said, "It is reasonable to travel all over the world, but it is difficult to move without reason."

A: Ah! Right, right, right, right Speaking of which, I beg to differ!

B: Why?

A: Unreasonable, unreasonable. If we try to find out why, we can still travel around the world!

B: there is no such person.

Our section chief can do it.

Really?

A: Let me give you an example.

Tell me about it.

Our department has a section chief and three secretaries.

There are four people in an office.

The three of us decided to go out to eat roast duck that day.

Ok, let's eat.

A: Do you pay?

Why should I pay?

A: This should be paid by the government.

B: Take public funds.

A: Hey!

This is not reasonable.

A: This will soon make sense in our section chief's mouth.

B: Really?

A: I said, section chief, everyone has no oil in their stomachs. Can we go out to eat roast duck?

B: what did the section chief say?

A: (The academic leader has a strong accent) "Make a report."

B: Why should I report eating roast duck?

A: "The name is right."

B: Speak freely!

A: "Yes."

How can I report on eating roast duck?

A: "It's easy to write, so the report says, lead, colon!"

Hey, wait a minute. What was behind your leadership just now?

A: Two dots, two dots, colon.

What a good punctuation mark!

Answer: "Solve the problem of oil and water in people's stomachs."

B: Huh? !

A: "Is this an inappropriate formulation?"

B: Oh, I can't mention this defect. Haha, nonsense. This is!

A: "Don't worry, there is always a reason!

B: What shall we do?

Answer: "Eat roast duck, right?"

B: Eat roast duck.

Answer: "Roast duck, roast this duck brown, and it will be oily after a bite, haha."

B: Eat roast duck!

A: "We China people like roast duck best."

What do people in China do? The foreigner also likes roast duck.

A: "Do foreigners also like roast duck?"

B: That's true!

A: "Well, in this roast duck, he has a world peace problem."

World peace?

A: "That's what the report says."

How did you write it?

A: "Lead-lead, colon!"

B: He learned this sentence by heart.

A: "In order to promote the great unity of all mankind and safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck."

B: What? What does eating roast duck have to do with world peace?

A: "This duck symbolizes peace."

How can this duck symbolize peace?

A: "Why don't you have a political mind?"

Then tell me about it.

Answer: "Every grand festival, there are ducks flying in Tiananmen Square-ah, that's, that's pigeons, isn't it?"

Who are you?

A: "The report of eating roast duck is the most difficult."

B: Even he can't help it!

A: Don't worry, there is always a reason.

B: What shall we do?

Answer: "Eat roast duck, right?"

B: Right, right, right.

A: "What day is it today?"

B: In a fog, check the calendar!

Let me see, Thursday. Oh, there is a line of fine print at the bottom.

B: What does it say?

A: "Pavlov's birthday139th anniversary."

B: It's also an anniversary.

A: "Whose birthday?"

B: Pavlov.

A: "Who?"

B: Pavlov!

A: "Good! Eat him! Ha ha ........... "

B: Eat him? !

A: "Pavlov theory! Conditioned reflex! "

B: What is it?

Answer: "just take that dog for an experiment and let it drool!" " "

B: This is a conditioned reflex!

A: "It's always roast duck! Roast duck! My mouth is watering! "

Hook up his gluttons, too.

A: "Good! The report is written like this. "

How did you write it?

A: "Leadership,

A: (in chorus) "Colon!"

second

Me too.

A: "In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, further promote the in-depth development of popular science activities and commemorate the birth139th anniversary of Pavlov, a famous Russian physiologist."

B: How many reasons!

A: "Our department decided to hold a grand commemorative event in Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant and draw up a budget-hey, how much is ten roast ducks?"

B: How many?

One two three four five six seven eight nine is ten!

B: You four ate ten roast ducks. Can you eat them?

A: "Eat-no, just struggle!"

B: Ah, it's easy to calculate. One 35 yuan, ten 350 yuan.

A: "Drink with 40 yuan."

B: Drink 40 yuan of wine?

A: "Have some good wine!"

B: 390 yuan.

A: "Draw up a budget and 390 yuan will be complete."

B: Oh, section chief, why are you still in 390 yuan? Why not just write 400 yuan?

A: "Well, don't waste the country's money. It is better to save a little. "

B: Hey! Thanks to him, he can say it! I said this report can be approved by other leaders?

A: "Ah! The roast duck that day was delicious! "

B: that's a batch. What's more, you were a superior leader when you reported it!

A: When it's time to lie to your superiors, you should still-but you can't lie to me!

B: Ah! This kind of heart has grown here. I said, nobody cares if you eat and drink with public funds like this?

A: Nobody cares? I don't know how to let the superior commission for discipline inspection know about it, but after the investigation, I ordered our section chief to make a public inspection.

B: That's right! I see how your section chief can explain it to everyone!

A: "Comrades! Masters! Masters! Comrades! Ladies and gentlemen, tour guide! Colon! "

Hello! They are all sick.

A: "Everyone welcomes me to have a physical examination."

B: No, order.

Answer: "Just check it, leading cadres. If there is any mistake, it should be checked. Mistakes are always hard to catch. Some problems are misunderstandings and need to be explained. "

B: Why don't you explain to everyone that you are eating roast duck here?

A: "That day was Pavlov's birthday139th anniversary."

What does this have to do with you?

A: "We didn't drink the first glass of wine."

B: No?

A: "It's all spilled on the ground."

What is this?

A: "We are sad to lose such a great scientist in the world."

Oh, I know how to cry!

A: "Many comrades shed tears during the dinner ..."

B: What?

A: "Lalazi."

He is greedy!

A: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflex! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eat vegetables, drink wine, learn from foreign scientists with saliva, the name feels cordial, and the deeds are firmly remembered. This kind of learning form is lively, novel and affordable, visible, smelling, chewing and memorable. I want to participate in the next activity. " Well, I'm addicted!

A: "Just one Pavlov is enough? Shouldn't Michulin eat it? Thousands of scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly. How can so many scientists remember to live without eating? "

Ok, tell me, how many scientists have you memorized so far?

A: "It's hard to say."

B: What's so hard to say? I remember a meal. How many meals did you eat?

A: "Anyway, let's put it this way. We ate all the foreign scientists and now we are eating the domestic ones."

B: eat domestic food!

a； "Yesterday, we held a grand ceremony in Donglaishun to commemorate the birthday of scientist Chen Jingrun-"

B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is it?

A: Chen Jingrun.

B: Chen Jingrun? !

A: "Yes."

B: As far as I know, this Chen Jingrun is still alive!

A: "Ah, you have to live to eat. I have eaten the dead twice. "

B: Really? I wonder what you would do if you ate them all.

A: "Ah, I'm going to eat you."

B: Eat me?

A: "It's just an overstatement."

B: I said, if you eat and drink with public funds, such cadres will have to be fired!

A: "Why did you fire me?"

You should not quit yet!

A: "I let everyone eat like this, and you still fire me?"

B: Oh, you let everyone eat like this just to keep your section chief?

A: "Now the cadre system has been reformed. Everyone votes by secret ballot. If you don't choose me, I can't be a leader. I can't be a leader-colon! "

B: Here we go again!

Respondent: Juror IV 10-5 15:57.

Here are all the lines of your cross talk! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Interviewee: That's all-juvenile level 10-5 17: 16.

Three-character Classics-Horse and Ci;

A: Let's talk.

B: Alas.

A: You said two people were telling jokes. Why is it called crosstalk?

B: What do you mean by these two words?

Who gave it this name?

Hmm.

A: This is a joke. Isn't it a joke that they say it?

B: Yes.

A: Isn't it a joke to say it by one person?

B: It's also a joke.

A: What is cross talk?

Hmm.

A: These two words. ...

B: Oh.

A: It covers a wide range!

B: Oh.

A: Appearance, voice.

Well, that's two words.

A: It's very difficult! Come to think of it, we have not done enough.

B: Oh.

A: I personally think I can't do these two things.

Oh, I don't know either word.

A: Appearance, voice, fullness.

B: Oh.

A: The sound is terrible.

B: I have a bad voice.

A: Appearance. ...

Hmm.

A: ... don't talk about it, ... hey hey! It has grown into this. What did you say?/Sorry? It's strange to look like this. I'm sorry for you.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: Actually, I was pretty good-looking when I was a child. I looked great when I was a child. Me!

B: Oh.

Well, we can't talk about that night. It's no use talking. It's no use talking. When I was a child, who loved me, me, when I was a child. Wow! Good-looking, people praise you everywhere ... Wow! This child, how nice this child is! What a good boy! Everyone praised it. How did it get bigger and become like this? Alas!

B: In this case, you can believe it if you haven't met before. Why? People don't know what you looked like when you were a child. You have to tell me that I don't believe you. You were from Dexing when you were a child. Hey, you have this monkey card since you were a child, and that's it. You still look like this.

A: I was much better than this when I was a child.

B: That's too big. How did this happen?

When I grow up ... you should be in front of me. It's me. I was smart when I was a child.

B: What about you?

A: You see, good brain.

B: Oh.

A: On the night I went to school, when I was studying, our teacher liked me best, praised me, loved me and never played.

Good student.

A: I have never been beaten. I haven't been beaten.

Hmm.

I have never been angry with my teacher.

B: OK.

A: Look, look, look, look, look. He sounds smart, doesn't he?

Well, that's clever.

A: Well, you, you will know when you are with me for a long time, and you will know how much knowledge I have. Our graduates are competing with each other.

B: Really?

A: Wow! A race is smart, with good brains and quick brains.

Oh, what about your classmates?

A: Do you know each other?

B: Who is it? I want to know who it is.

Wang, you know, you know, you forget, you forget, you forget.

B: Who's calling?

Wang.

Wang what?

A: Wang.

B: ... the one who sang Henan pendant.

A: Ah.

Oh, your classmate.

A: look at that expression. Look at that look. You look smart. Wang is his younger brother. He also went to school when he was a child and studied with his teacher. Did that, that, that Shen Jun recognize him?

Oh, it was Shen Jun who learned ventriloquism.

A: Ah.

Well, yes.

We all go to school together. Do you know that, that and that Wang Fugui?

B: Oh, Wang Fugui who plays strings for Shi Huiru?

Ah, our classmate, Bai Quanfu.

B: Hey!

A: and Hao.

Oh, Hao, the jar juggler?

Alas, that Cao Cai Yong and Cao Cai Yong.

B: Oh, the one who pulled the pendant for Cao?

Well, we are all classmates here. We went to school together when we were young.

Oh, my God! This cup of tea is ready. These people are smart enough! ("Noodle tea" is a kind of thin paste food made of millet flour and millet flour or soybeans, which is very sticky. Here, it means to describe nails as a kind of paste. )

A: How can I order noodles tea? How to make tea? What is this?

B: Are you all disciples? Are all classmates?