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Because my mother is a teacher, relatives especially like to send their children to my mother. expand from a small to a large force

One day, parents can no longer understand what you have learned, so they can only let you take care of yourself at school, and then look forward to going home when you are old.

1. My dad helped me get online banking. When I used it, I found that the verification information was&; Uot daughter, work hard! & ampuot

2. Mom said:&; When uot misses you, it's fun to go shopping alone and imagine what those beautiful clothes look like on her daughter. & ampuot

There is a big TV at home. I want to put it in the living room, but my mother wants to put it in their bedroom. I argued for a long time, and finally my mother gave in.

Many years passed, and one day my mother said, "I'll put the TV in your father's bedroom and let you watch it in our house, so that you can spend more time with us ..."

Let go at once and keep crying.

Grandpa took me and said,&; Uot I'm fine, don't worry, take care of yourself outside and eat more delicious food ...&; uot

Obviously, at the dinner table, I only saw a small dish of pickles lying alone, and my eyes suddenly blurred. It was his 80th birthday ~ ~ ~

The first Spring Festival I took a bottle of green tea home by train, and my mother said:&; Uot, I've never drunk anything like this. Have a good drink. & ampuot

6. I am a single-parent family and have been living with my mother. My mother is busy at ordinary times and can see it every night. One night in the middle of the night, my friend asked me to play. Before going out, my mother looked at me standing at the door to change my shoes and asked lightly:&; Uot, can you ... take me with you? As soon as my nose got sour, my tears ran down.

7. Dad got cancer, went into the operating room for surgery, and finally came out after waiting for four or five hours. He was miserable and confused, thinking that he was going to die, looking for me everywhere, and writing my name on someone else's hand when he couldn't speak. Then everyone understood that he was calling my name. Md, I cry when I think about it.

8. On the first winter vacation after college, my mother began to learn to do hair. I am an impatient person. I have no patience to teach because I think she is too clumsy. After dinner, mom and dad are watching TV in the room. I'm practicing my listening. I used a repeater at that time. I feel something disturbing my trance. There are only five words in it. Mother asked, son, what are you doing?

9. Dad is very ill. He stayed in bed for more than half a month, and then suddenly woke up one afternoon.

When he woke up, his mouth kept moving, and his mother put her ear close to him and said,&; Uot, slow down, I'm listening. & ampuot

Dad said weakly:&; Uot, it's time for my daughter to go home from school. Why don't you cook ...&; uot

10. It's only a four-hour drive from home after work, but I'm too busy to go home for a year. On the way back from a business trip, I ended up in a hurry (I always dressed her or nourished her) and met my old lady:&; Uot mom, I didn't bring you anything ...&; Mother UOT&UOT wants nothing, as long as you come back, I will be very happy! & ampuot

I have been thin since I was a child. My mother is most concerned about whether I eat fat outside, but I have been too busy at work recently and lost a lot of weight. I'm afraid she is worried. Uot mom, have I lost weight? It's okay. I will get fat after a while, because my work will be easier in the future. & UOT&UOT is not thin, but fatter than before, hehe. She comforted me in turn.

Going home in the morning and leaving in the afternoon, I think about all kinds of sadness during the time when I was away from home and working, and my mother was too old to accompany me, which is beyond expression. Uot mom, I'll give you a&; Uot I knelt down and my mother picked me up and said angrily:&; Uot silly boy, get up! Unlike before liberation, people laughed when they saw it. & UOT But at this moment, her tears and nose came down.

1 1. I especially like playing online games in the third grade. Because I missed too many classes, the teacher called my mother to come to school, and then the teacher told me about the benefits of online games in front of my mother. Speaking of the equipment in the game, my mother asked me: are those uot equipment in the dormitory? I'll take it home first. You study hard here! & uot cried unwillingly at that time, and now he also cries when using code words. ...

12. Grandpa died, because my mother didn't grow up with him, so the relationship with him was not very good. When she came back in the evening, she lay on the bed sobbing. Uot daughter, do you know that mom doesn't have a father ...&; Uot, I suddenly feel extremely sad.

13.&uo Your father is not at home and doesn't want to cook. The cat is eating cookies with me. & UOT Mom, I've always kept this one.

14. After going abroad for a year, when I came back, my mother was suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and she was in a daze and didn't know anyone. When I went to the bedside to see her, she suddenly smiled at me and said,&; Uot, you've gained weight. & ampuot

15. When I was a child, my father gave me medicine and I choked, so my mother scolded him. Later, my mother asked my sister where her father was, and my sister said that her father was crying outside.

16. When my mother was seriously ill, I cried on her body and said:&; Uot, I must develop drugs to treat this disease in the future! & UOT's mother said weakly:&; Uot does what it can, and mom is afraid that you will be tired ...&; uot

17. Mother is too old to walk out of the wall. ...

18. Childhood

Dad likes asking me to go shopping with him.

When I meet fruit or something, I want it.

He also likes to give it to me.

He always leaves his little finger for me to hold.

I lived in menstruation's house in high school.

Go home once

He invited me to go shopping with him.

I walked behind him.

See his little finger is still up.

Just like the way I held him when I was a child.

I really can't live anymore. ...

19. My unmarried sister gave her only nephew, that is, a notebook and broadband, and lent my alcoholic father thousands of dollars for the nth time.

Years ago, I ordered rice noodles for my aunt's house. Suddenly, my aunt said that she wanted to drink some yogurt.

When she walked to the dairy counter, she picked up a box of yogurt and put it down again, muttering. Why is uot so expensive ...&; uot

My1.94m man was embarrassed to cry in the super room, saying that he didn't stop to go to the toilet for a second. If they hadn't gritted their teeth hard, I'm afraid they couldn't help crying on the spot.

The label on yogurt is 2.50. ...

& why is it so expensive ...&; uot

20. When I was in senior three, my grandmother asked me where I wanted to take the exam.

I said, of course.

Grandma said to take the local exam. Very close.

I just smiled and walked to Hala.

One month before the college entrance examination, my grandmother died, leaving me no choice.

The day after grandma died, the family was busy planning all kinds of things.

Adults are busy in the mourning hall downstairs.

I went upstairs to find grandpa.

Grandpa is sitting alone in the cane chair.

Seeing me coming, I forced out a smile and said,&; Granddaughter uot, what should I do? No one will drink the milk we ordered in the future. & ampuot

I turned my back and cried.

2 1. Every time I go home, I tell my parents to do this and eat that in advance, just like assigning tasks.

This time, as usual, I wrote a lot enthusiastically: braised hairtail, green vegetable salad, pea beef and bitter vinegar. ...

I received a reply soon. When I opened it, my father replied in five words: eat your mother's leg!

Ha, ha, ha, I laughed at the office and told my colleagues that they all laughed and said your dad was so cute!

Pushing the door home at night, I found many dishes on the table, and my parents were still busy in the kitchen. ...

I suddenly choked up. ...

22. Stay at home during the summer vacation, sleep until noon every day, do nothing, get up and have a meal, and don't sleep at twelve o'clock in the evening. My mother always complains about my bad living habits, but I don't listen and often quarrel with her. Mother said angrily, uot, why don't you go back to school! & uot On the afternoon when I left, she was wrapping jiaozi and insisted that I roll dumplings. I learned later that she just wanted to talk to me again. Mother closed her eyes and said to herself. Uot, I don't hate you enough. Why did you leave ...&; Uot, I'm in tears!

23. I accidentally saw my father's accident insurance, and the beneficiary wrote me instead of my mother. My father said:&; Uot, don't tell your mother, lest she think. & ampuot

Later, when my mother found out, she said categorically:&; Uot must write your daughter's name, because your name is also written on my insurance! & ampuot

24. I once talked to my parents for a long time.

About half an hour later, my mother called back and asked:&; Uot, is there a problem? Why do you keep sighing? Did you break up with that girl? & ampuot

I cried! In this world, only parents can hear the child's casual sigh. ...

25. On New Year's Eve, I worked overtime in other places and couldn't go home for the New Year. Although my father knew I wouldn't go back, he braved the biting cold wind to the sparsely populated station and waited ... My mother called him back, and my father said, uot, what if she lied to us? What if she comes back at night? & ampuot

Later, when my mother told me about it, I felt as if I had been hit hard by a hammer.

26. When I was in college, my parents and sister & amp to see me at school. My father pulled me aside, gave me a few hundred dollars and whispered to me,&uo, don't tell your mother, go and eat delicious food. & UOT, think about it. Now that we are separated and crying, the sky of three women is falling. ...

27. After my parents divorced, I left my mother and naturally alienated my father. When he had another home and another daughter of his own, he felt that he was redundant. No matter what he does, no matter how difficult it is, he is absolutely unwilling to give him any trouble (my dad was super spoiled when he was a child), and he especially pretends to be heartless and all the best, so as not to worry him (it is said that his daughter loves his dad, but think about it really = =! )。 Later, I still need to ask him for help, and then I will get it done and send it to my father to say thank you. Uot thank you&; Uot When I say two words, my heart ached &, my mind kept flashing & amp, UOT should be polite. And. Uot strangers uot, and. Uot The Truth of God&; Uot, and. Uot unconditional uot these words = =! )

It was a long time before my father answered me. At first glance, there are only two words: fool!

I couldn't stand it at once and bowed my head and cried. ...

28. Grandma's bowel cancer has reached an advanced stage. I went to see her when she was in hospital for the third time. She grabbed my hand, looked at me carefully and said, uot, sit with grandma for a while. I really can't get out this time ...&; uot

29. My boyfriend has a chronic disease. My mother is a doctor, and she believes that the future is not optimistic, and she is firmly opposed to our continued contact. Since then, she has always held a grudge and kept doing things that hurt her mother. Until one day, my mother kept crying and said I was not sensible,&; Uot, if I can, I'd rather I get this disease, your father gets this disease, and I don't want your boyfriend to get this disease-because you are my daughter, my mother really wants you to be happy ...&; uot

I spent too much money shopping the other day. I am embarrassed to call home, and I am a little embarrassed to report to them. ...

& UOT Mom, I think if I have children in the future, I certainly can't bear to spend money on him like this! & ampuot

& uot Silly boy, you will know when you become a parent that you will be willing to give up everything. The love of parents is the most selfless in the world. You know, last year, when you were not warm in cotton shoes, I saw your feet freezing outside, and my heart ached ...&; uot

Answer (2): 3 1 Today, on the train, two old women sat next to me, one came to see the other off, and they kept chanting with their hands folded. To start, an old woman got off the bus and said a reply, which almost forced my tears out-&; Sister uot, I am 89 years old and you are 90 years old this year. This is the last time we meet in my life ...&; uot

32. When I was a child, I often fought with my brother. It was dark, but every time my brother said to me with a wound and a snack, & sister UOT, here you are! & ampuot

33. Once I teased my three-year-old nephew, I said, shall we go to KFC? My nephew said yes at once, then thought about it and said:&; Uot I just play and don't eat, okay ...&; Uot I was so sad at that time. Even though he was saving money for his poor uncle, I swore in my heart that I must let my sensible nephew live a good life.

34. Sister, what do you think of your life without poverty? & UOT's sister just asked me by accident, so I quickly comforted her to go to sleep, and then turned to one side and cried for a pillow towel. Every time I think of the loss and expectation in my sister's eyes when I ask this question, it is enough for me to overcome all difficulties!

When I just graduated, I left home to look for a job. At the train station, my girlfriend gave me an envelope and told me to open it when I arrived. When I got on the train, I curiously opened the envelope and found 200 yuan and a piece of paper inside. I opened it and it said: Work hard. If I really can't get through, I'll take this train ticket back. I will always wait for you at home. I was in tears on the train.

36. There was a child in the community. Her mother died shortly after her birth, and she has been with her grandmother. Once a child said to her grandmother:&; Uot, can I secretly call you mom? & uot, listen to me, an outsider, it's called a sadness ~

37. While volunteering, a lonely old man suffering from cancer and dying struggled to say: uot's pain is finally over ...&; Uot, I turned around and cried.

38. My friend is an orphan. He grew up in a welfare home and likes sleeping very much.

Once I asked her why she likes sleeping so much and sleeps so long.

She said:&uot I want to dream when I sleep, so I have a chance to dream about my parents, and I have to ask them why they don't want me. & ampuot

I asked her if she had a dream. After a long time, she bit her lip and said,&; Uot No, I never dreamed that ...&; uot

I saw on the news yesterday that a man had cancer and died to save money for his family.

Ask your husband before going to bed at night:&; Uot If I get terminally ill, will you treat me? & ampuot

My husband was about to fall asleep and said in a daze:&; Uot, don't talk nonsense ... you have to cure everything! & ampuot

I said &; Uot, what if you get it? & ampuot

Husband: & uot; Then there is no cure. & ampuot

I asked &; Uot, why? & ampuot

Husband: & uot; It's not easy to make money by yourself. & ampuot

40. I used to work in hematology. A female patient, 3 1 year old, has reached the terminal stage of leukemia.

Say to her husband:&; Uot, stop treating her. It's a waste of money to keep looking. & ampuot

The husband said:&; Uot: I know it's a waste of time to continue doing it, but I have borrowed everything I can, and the money I owe will not be paid back in my life. I don't know what to do unless I continue to study ...&; Uot Later, the day before her death, her husband hugged her 4-year-old son and said,&; UotXX, when your mother leaves, we will go begging together. ...

The 4-year-old son asked blankly with big eyes:&; Uot dad, I won't beg you. what can I do? & ampuot

The child cried, which made all the sick people cry. ...