Seek the fairy sword 3 cold jokes

lie

This story comes from Fairy Island. ....

When Xiaoyao saw Linger taking a bath ... he kept smiling at her. ...

Xiaoyao stepped on a big stone ~ suddenly fell down ...!

Shine got a fright .. "Wow ~ ~! ! Don't come in! ! ! "

Xiaoyao was soaked to the skin ... and said, "X ~ ~ Who threw the banana peel on the stone ~~XX ~! It hurts me. "

Such a servant

Yueru asked the servant at home, "Why don't you sleep so late?" The servant replied, "Miss, you haven't slept yet. How can I dare to sleep?" Yueru was very moved, so she told the servant to go to bed quickly. The next morning, Yueru was enjoying a delicious breakfast. Yesterday, the servant suddenly broke an extremely precious glass plate. "Chun ... Chunhua, come here ... you will die! This dish is very precious! " Moon as blame. Unexpectedly, the servant replied, "Miss, how dare I die before you die?"

Yuerude craft

It is said that one day Xiaoyao was eating in a restaurant. When he looked up and saw Jin Yuan going upstairs, he called him to have dinner together.

"Oh, it's so sad. Caiyi is not cooking at home today, so I have to go to the restaurant to eat. "

"You are much luckier than me. Yueru insisted on cooking by herself, so I had to eat out. "

Be good at calculation

As soon as Linger saw the moon, she said happily, "Xiaoyao kissed Lan Xiang, and I happened to bump into it!" "

The moon was very angry: "Scared! Then what will you do? "

"Xiao Yao promised to buy me a wild silkworm ribbon on the spot (1 1000)." Shine proudly replied

"That how to repair at large? How about trapping him in Xianling Island or Lin Jiabao in the future and not letting him meet vanilla sisters? " Yueru asked with concern.

"No, I also need a pair of my phantom boots (27000)!" Shine calculating said.

Deeply/sincerely appreciate and try to repay this kindness.

Xiaoyao and his party released the ghost emperor in the lock demon tower.

Ghost Emperor: "Did you save me? Grace, I want to repay you! 」

Xiaoyao: "Oh? 」

Tiandi: "The way for us ghosts to repay kindness is to commit ourselves to each other! ^Q^」

north

The snake stick that fell on the edge of the cliff showed the news that Linger was dead. Happy can't help but shed heroic tears.

Xiaoyao: "Whoops ~ ~ My wild silkworm ribbon (1 1000), my phantom boots (27000) and my ┅ ┅ are all ruined! 」

Xiaoyao and Anu honked to see me off.

Xiaoyao: "Hey! Although Linger is dead, I still have vanilla and Lan Xiu! Wow, hahahaha! 」

Anu: "What? My script just arrived? I don't want to ~ ~ "

On my way home, I suddenly saw the familiar purple shadow.

Yueru: "Hum! Find another woman? No way! 」

Xiaoyao: "No ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

Interception succeeded! ! The whole play ended tragically with the whipping of the moon and the cry of freedom.

Talk about love

The moment when the sky is clear and the moon is bright is the most suitable for love. Li Xiaoyao asked Zhao Linger, "Linger, do you love me?" Zhao Linger said, "Love!" Li Xiaoyao was very happy and asked, "How much love do you have?" Zhao Linger cocked his head and thought for a moment, then said seriously, "If you die, I will be sad! 」