Who has a good joke? You'd better laugh your teeth off in the middle of hearing it.

1. In English class, the teacher checks his homework. There is no handwritten content in class. The teacher turned around and asked weakly, did I really not assign homework? Then I returned to the podium happily. . . Comrades! This is the power of unity!

2. It is found that many places can be called "public facilities". Except for toilets in McDonald's and KFC, only large and small pharmacies have scales at the door. . .

3. potatoes are everything. Kung pao chicken is diced chicken, boiled pork slices are diced beef, and curry beef is diced beef ... It's hard to imagine what to do without potatoes in the school cafeteria!

Before I went home, my parents said they missed me. . . When I came back, I found that they just wanted to scold me. . . Get up late and be scolded, watch TV and play mobile phone, stay at home and go out to play.

5. I went shopping with my girlfriend once. She suddenly asked me what cars those two little lions dancing pole dancing were. I wonder if there is such a logo? I saw her pointing to a car parked on the side of the road. I took a closer look. Roewe instantly admires his girlfriend's humorous cells!

6. When I was in college, there were one or two female students in the dormitory. When I was a junior, I finally made a boyfriend, so I often showed all kinds of lingering. One night, when everyone was getting ready for bed, the goods suddenly called her boyfriend, and the exaggerated intimate words for half an hour made people feel infinitely queasy. Then GC came, and the goods' mobile phones rang beautifully. . . .