Complete works of campus humor jokes

Complete works of campus humor: Suddenly, a burst of laughter broke out in the class.

1. At school, a classmate farted loudly in the self-study class, and the whole class laughed.

Soon the patrolling teacher came in and asked, "What are you laughing at?

Laugh fart. "Suddenly, I smiled again!

2. University military training, when it rains, you can only organize singing indoors, and A has to pee. .

A: Report, go to the toilet!

Instructor: Big and small?

A: Small.

Instructor: Little one is sweating!

There is a saying in the back row: the big one is suppressed into a meal. . .

In the self-study class, the classroom is very quiet. The math teacher, who has always been serious, farted a long fart and the whole class raised their heads. . .

Just then, three words came from the depths of the classroom: "Sea! Dolphin! Sound! "

The teacher's face is purple, melon wretched, don't you dare to run!

Complete works of campus humorous jokes: a cold pupil who challenges the teacher's anger.

1, Teacher: Xiao Ming, you are sleeping in class again! Get up!

Xiaoming: Teacher, my upper eyelid and lower eyelid are both sick!

Teacher: Oh? What disease?

Xiaoming: Autism!

2. Teacher: Today, I also want you to be a teacher, so that you can experience the hardships of being a teacher.

Xiao Ming: The classmate above, since you like standing so much, stand in the corridor.

Teacher: Get out. ...

3. Teacher: You said you! Ah! What a disappointment! You can give it to your family! What contribution did your father and mother make?

Student: Old people don't want their children to make much contribution to their families! It's not easy to think of a stable life!

Encyclopedia of campus humor jokes: lovely students, you are really funny.

1, at the beginning of school, we haven't seen each other for a long time, and the female students praised each other when they met. Oh, you became beautiful, and you did your hair again. Your bag ... Ten thousand words are omitted here.

As soon as the male students met, they said, damn it, how did you change this B!

There was a girl with me when I reported for freshman year. I took one look and understood the meaning of "Princess Taiping". During the military training, I saw all the girls in the class.

Finally understand the meaning of "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom". I remember it was a cold winter. I don't want to get up for school in the morning. Then I asked my classmates in the dormitory to help me ask for leave and give me a reason. As a result, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school the next day!

Some experts pointed out that modern toilets squeeze the intestines, which makes it difficult to relax. Squat is the most natural posture for tuba. Of course, you don't have to squat every time. When sitting in the toilet, you only need to put a stack of books under your feet to improve the angle of sitting in the toilet.

Well, the new book is useful!

Complete works of campus humor jokes: scum makes people forget the troubles of starting school

1. In junior high school math class, the teacher is explaining the topic to us. My deskmate and I were watching the NBA finals on our mobile phones, and we couldn't help shouting "Good shot!"

I was sitting in the front row. The teacher was a little surprised and said, "Do you think this question is easy to ask? Come on, tell everyone what you think! "

2, so sleepy, but full of classes in the morning, do you want to sleep?

At this moment, a devil-like villain appeared on my shoulder: "Go to sleep!" " "

Just as I was about to come down, an angel-like villain appeared on my shoulder: "Don't listen to the devil!" " "

After that, he knocked down the little man with a cane, and then smiled and said to me, "Go back to the dormitory and sleep!" " "

3. Classmate A: Would you like to sell your kidney and buy a mobile phone for the goddess?

Classmate B: Without kidneys, why do you want a goddess?

Campus humor: it's not important to start school, but to be happy.

1, the first day of school, still a little excited. Am I sleeping? Or listen to music? Still playing with your mobile phone? Or eat snacks? What a struggle! ! !

At the beginning of the semester, the teacher checked the summer homework. My deskmate didn't move a word. The teacher was angry and waved at him. The deskmate also raised his hand and tactfully clapped his hands with the teacher.

3. When school starts, I don't play games and delay my study. Not much to say, I'll go after the play!

4. After the school started, senior students began to get busy: "Xue Mei, can you do this problem? I can teach you. "

Junior: "Ah ... Senior, I already have a boyfriend."

Senior: "Oh, do you know anyone who can't do this problem?"

Campus humor joke: summer homework is a cruel killer.

1. I didn't finish my homework during the summer vacation, so I hung up on the Southeast Campus when I started school. . .

2. I have a friend named Xia Qiu who was brutally killed by a criminal gang named "Summer Homework" and a killer named "School Opening".

It is said that students now have a new skill, which can finish their summer homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

4. The eight-year-old daughter sleeps at night. She can't sleep in bed. She said to her mother: Mom is so excited that she can't sleep when school starts tomorrow. Go to sleep first. ...

My mother didn't care about her either, so she didn't sleep at twelve o'clock. My mother got up and went out, only to find that she was trying to make up her summer homework in the study next door!

5. Me: "If I take the initiative to give something to others, I don't feel bad about how much to give. But if the other party insists that I want it, I will be very disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it. "

Teacher: "Is this the reason why you don't hand in your homework?"

The deskmate didn't move a word, so the teacher waved his hand to hit him. The deskmate also raised his hand and tactfully high-fived the teacher. 3. When school starts, I don't play games and delay my study. Not much to say, I'll go after the play!

4. After the school started, senior students began to get busy: "Xue Mei, can you do this problem? I can teach you. "

Junior: "Ah ... Senior, I already have a boyfriend."

Senior: "Oh, do you know anyone who can't do this problem?"

Campus humor joke: summer homework is a cruel killer.

1. I didn't finish my homework during the summer vacation, so I hung up on the Southeast Campus when I started school. . .

2. I have a friend named Xia Qiu who was brutally killed by a criminal gang named "Summer Homework" and a killer named "School Opening".

It is said that students now have a new skill, which can finish their summer homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

4. The eight-year-old daughter sleeps at night. She can't sleep in bed. She said to her mother: Mom is so excited that she can't sleep when school starts tomorrow. Go to sleep first. ...

My mother didn't care about her either, so she didn't sleep at twelve o'clock. My mother got up and went out, only to find that she was trying to make up her summer homework in the study next door!

5. Me: "If I take the initiative to give something to others, I don't feel bad about how much to give. But if the other party insists that I want it, I will be very disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it. "

Teacher: "Is this the reason why you don't hand in your homework?"