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100 Chinese and English funny homophones.

Interesting homophones are shown in Chinese and English as follows:

Fan Fan, incite-against: want to rebel. Pest. Pest.-Shoot it. Trader businessman-bragging: bragging is not illegal. Guagua-Show off: Guagua sellers say Guagua is sweet. Commodity commodity-touch the purse: touch it first, then take it out. Businessman-a person who touches money. A heavy, fat man.

Bananas. bananas.-no more. Pregnancy is pregnancy-jump on a man. Curse. Curse.-Fuck you. Ambulance ambulance-I can't die: help me. Mortals are deadly.-demons. Umbrella-I'm not hot: I can enjoy the cool under the umbrella. Customization customization-chop them to death: bad habit. Maid girl-beauty. Abortion. Abortion.-I don't have children.

Blushing and blushing-no diarrhea: constipation. Darts, darts.-hit him. Feast feast-fat to death: eating too much. Harmony Harmony Money: Money makes the mare go. Work-be tired. Landlord Landlord-lazy at work: something for nothing. Economey economy-relying on farmers: farmers are the most unlucky. Sponge sponge-fat: empty.

Love you: can't forget. The most evil. Avoid the flash: like the sun. Being shabby is mean and stupid.

Knowledge expansion:

Day. Yes, happy gay. Ray Sharp, Hay Hay Black. If you put the lay on the base, you will pay for it. Bay Bay is in the north. Ask for directions and say hello. Talk to me. Who said that? Yes, May is beautiful. Comrade Rui Lei, established as a layman, gave happiness to comrades, Beibu Gulf, (after Rui Lei) grain and grass must be (grandson) black grain and grass.