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What wonderful things have you done to save money?
When I got married, my parents-in-law wanted to buy a scooter for my wife as a dowry, but I, a miser, insisted on refusing, on the grounds that one more car would cost me more insurance and gas, and it would cost me 18 thousand a year, which is absolutely not allowed.
Most of the clothes I usually wear are company work clothes, and my shoes will never be changed if they are not worn out. In summer, no matter where I go, I always wear a nine-ninety-one uniform and a few-dollar flip-flops on my feet.
This is not the most exaggerated. A pair of underwear, no less than 20 holes, still insist on wearing. I don't think anyone will see it in there. Good underwear is fun to wear and reluctant to throw away.
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