Funny short sentences

Examples of humorous short sentences are as follows:

1. For the rest of my life, I will be thin.

2. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

3. Tears are not the answer, hard work is the choice. There is only the past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

4. The traffic is like a big aunt, which is always a lot at the beginning, but slowly disappears.

5. There are only two things I don’t know how to do in my life, that is, I don’t know how to do this, and I don’t know how to do that.

6. When the boat of life faces dangerous shoals and rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, while the strong will choose to face and challenge.

7. A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, but it hit my foot.

8. Growing up like this, the only thing I have persisted in is charging my mobile phone every day.

9. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

10. Those obstacles that you cannot overcome are not because you have short legs.

11. People like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, it is the temperature that is causing the damage.

12. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it.

13. There are no friends in the workplace. Your boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.

14. You can’t find my sister’s smile and you can’t buy it either.

15. Maybe we go that far not to see the scenery, but to go to the end of the world to meet ourselves for a while.

16. Dreaming about being eaten by a dog, and then living a life like a dog.

17. Toss a coin. If it turns heads, go online. If it turns tail, go to bed. If it turns up, go do your homework.

18. Others are hitting the wall, but I am going to repair it.

19. Be my girlfriend and I will protect you and not let my other girlfriends find you.

20. If you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.