Fourth grade math jokes

time

In a math class, the teacher asked the students, "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as the voice fell, a student raised his hand and stood up and asked, "Teacher, when is school over?"

Don't know numbers

On the fruit stand: 4 yuan, 1 kg, 10 yuan, 3 kg.

Xiaoming said to his mother:? Buy it quickly! This pear seller doesn't know how to count. 3 kg should be 12 yuan.

calculator

In the examination room of the math exam, students use calculators to calculate various problems. Then suddenly there was an exclamation from a corner of the examination room. God, why did I bring the remote control home?

Manchu-Han royal feast

The teacher said: exams are generally snacks, and they are not tired of eating; Duan Kao is a dinner, regular and quantitative; The entrance examination is a feast, and once is enough. Why don't you study hard?

The student said: report to the teacher, we are losing weight! !

A little more than him.

Dad:? Daming got ninety-five points in this math exam. Xiaoming, how many points did you get in the exam?

Xiaoming:? I am a little more than Daming. ?

Dad:? Did you get 96 or 97?

Xiaoming:? Neither. I got 9.5 points. ?

Probability; possibility

I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster: You said there was a 75% chance that it would rain. How did you work it out?

The stationmaster answered without much thought:? In other words, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain. ?

quiet

The teacher said: Now, my children, I want you to be absolutely quiet, so quiet that you can hear a needle drop to the ground.

After a while, everything was quiet. A little boy screamed, "Throw the needle."

Hunter's deputy

Son: "Dad, what is a drama?"

Dad: "The finale is very nice."

Son: "Then I am the best student in my class."

Dad: "Why?"

"Son:" Because I came out of the class exam, I always put my name last. "

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