Who knows polite jokes?

An editor must first master three jokes about etiquette.

1. An old man went to the hospital by bus because of otitis media. On the way, a young man next to the old man smelled a strange smell and scolded, "Why is your old man's ear so smelly?" The old man said, "Because he listens to dirty words."

It is said that one day, the sales managers of Microsoft, Lotus and Novell had a meeting to compete in marksmanship.

The first player is the sales manager of Microsoft. He drank two bottles of Carlsberg in one breath, with one hand and two bottles flying into the sky, only to hear "bang! Hey! " Two shots were fired and the bottle was broken. "NT blossoms everywhere, and sales are relaxed and happy!"

Lotus sales manager is not weak. After swallowing two bottles of XO, Hennessy's exquisite wine bottle was also broken in two gunshots. "The group is invincible, and the lotus blossoms all over the world!"

Novell's sales manager, the finale, drank two bottles of Erguotou and fired two shots, and the sales managers of Microsoft and Lotus answered.

Novell's sales manager slowly spit out a sentence: "Life without competitors is a kind of happiness."

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."