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Allegro "Tattoo of Mother-in-law"

I sing the Southern Song Dynasty

The leaves are falling and the autumn wind is blowing.

Gaga sky geese cry sadly.

Smoke clouds hung over the courtyard.

Yue Fei dispelled his worries and poured himself a drink.

He hated the court for stupidly listening to Qin Gui.

Occupation, irreversible

I serve my country with great ambition and pay the price for it.

Anti-gold pride turns to dust

At this point, the hero wept bitterly.

He raised his hand.

Smash the glass into powder.

The glass made a crisp sound when it landed.

Panicked, Li Furen helped his mother out of the curtain reed.

Mother-in-law understood the situation emotionally.

The serious name is Yue Fei.

Son, at the moment, golden horses tread mountains and rivers.

You're here. What do you want?

As the saying goes, wine does not make people drunk. Have you forgotten that everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the country?

My mother has a clear conscience in the army.

Forget one's life, break through the tight encirclement

It is said that the imperial court will abandon all and retreat to the south.

Those left behind are bound to suffer.

I wrote that the emperor vowed to defend the capital.

But instead, he was robbed of his official position and went home.

That court doesn't know our loyal people.

Children are like Kun Peng landing with wings, and it is difficult to fly.

This statement is very bad.

My hero would rather be a ghost than a righteous man.

A gentleman is loyal to a gentleman and does not steal.

Everything in the world has its own reason.

How can I judge right and wrong by myself?

Drinking too much will ruin yourself and lose your will.

There are many things to do.

Slave, unbutton your shirt and show your back.

Daughter-in-law, prepare pen and ink for your mother

What's the use of mother-in-law pen and ink

I want to stab my loyalty to my country in the back.

Tell him to remember that it's illegal.

Save the people from burning coal and water.

Anti-Jin soldiers reorganized rivers and mountains to enhance national prestige.

The sound made to attract people's attention

These words made Yue Fei sad and excited, and he was speechless.

I don't feel uneasy if I have a smiling face in my heart.

Mother should always remember her mother's teachings.

But today, I begged my mother to give me a tattoo. Not yet.

Psst!

Li Furen agreed.

Yue Fei, he accidentally caught a cold yesterday and stayed up all night.

I am afraid that I will lose my clothes and catch cold.

Hearing this, the old lady flew into a rage.

The crutch wrinkled his eyebrows.

You are all ashamed of lying.

I forgot who Meng Mu chose the forest for.

When I was bored, I took my grandson back to my hometown.

I open my eyes and don't look at you. Why did you leave for me?

Niang Yuefei, he grabbed the step and knelt near.

Hold mother's clothes and settle the claim.

Don't be angry when your mother is guilty.

How dare you be a mother?

The old lady glanced at Yue Fei's back.

Ah, it looks like thunder above your head.

See Yue Fei whose back is full of cuts and scars.

There are too many stains.

Blue and purple go well together.

Purple, purple, green, purple, purple.

The knife wound is shocking, painful and frightening.

My mother was heartbroken.

Touch the scar beads and blow them with tears.

The maiden rebelled against the nomadic people.

Why did pike drop blood in Xinjiang?

Protect Xinjiang, kill the enemy first.

Sweating like rain, washing white horse gold saddle shivering

Blood spattered with silver robes and armor came back.

Battle-hardened and wounded.

Sing Kaihui even if you are desperate.

Mom, don't be sad. Don't misunderstand me.

My husband and wife don't allow tattoos because they are afraid that their mother will hurt Yue Fei.

Shh, old lady, I'm sorry to hear that.

Seeing a scar is like seeing my son on the battlefield.

I hope my son will persevere and go all out.

Waiting for the opportunity to explore the north again.

Well, I was wrong about your mother. Get up. Don't stab this word.

No, mom, your teaching is more expensive than gold.

Let the mother get a tattoo according to her own wishes.

Good old lady, that's what I want. Daughter-in-law, get the pen and ink ready quickly.

It's mother-in-law Please use it.

The old lady raised her pen and stroked her eyebrows with her hand.

Love is deep and painful.

Acupuncture Niang's heart

Mother Aier pulled up the silver needle and trembled all over.

I saw my son's flesh was raw and his blood was shaking.

Tearful needles.

Another needle. Take it back.

The third needle fell like the top of a boulder.

If the arrow goes through the heart again, I won't follow.

If it doesn't hurt, you stab the girl.

This needle warms the heart like a stream of heat.

A kind old lady looked out of the window and increased her wisdom.

She pointed to a plum in the yard.

Son, look at what flowers are blooming there.

Mom, this is plum blossom.

Son, you should imitate the red plum and spit out the fragrance.

The snow pressure on the ice peak adds luster.

My son, look at that again. The leaves are green.

Mom, that's a pine tree with thick needles.

Son, you should learn from pine trees and take root in the soil.

Not afraid of wind and rain

Look again, my son.

What is that? It stands tall and reflects the morning light.

Mom, this is Qingshan, which looks like Emei.

My son, our rivers and mountains need to be defended.

You should learn from the majestic mountains.

My son, overlooking the mountains and water.

Hometown elders are displaced and homeless.

The girl saw it.

Iron hoofs crush my mountains and rivers

Nomads from the army killed and set fire, and the bodies piled up like mountains.

Alas, the capital Tokyo

The prosperity of the past was reduced to ashes early.

My son, have you seen the Yellow River?

I saw the big waves washing the beach and flying.

The son saw the sword reflected in Hanoi.

Angry waves cry out for greatness.

Heroes of Chinese sons and daughters

Keep my ambition unbroken.

The kind old lady stabbed one hundred times as she spoke.

That's a good word. Lang Lang Mo Bao shines brightly.

Zhong Jing Guobao

Mother Pan Er spilled blood to the Black Dragon.

Throw one's head and shake the north

Three inches of heroism

Don't teach Hu

Thank you, mom.

Yue Fei got dressed and stood up.

Ear up and smell the drums.

From then on, I will never discourage my mother from drinking.

Waiting for a chance to return to the army.

Go to the gourd and pound the Huanglong.

Fighting foreign invasion is such a gold thief.

Clean up the old mountains and rivers from scratch

Whip the golden stirrup.

Sing a victory song and come back

Very good!

The old lady was very happy and relieved.

Li Furen was beaming.

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Mother-in-law tattoo is admirable

Godson has a good reputation.

Later, Yue Fei sealed it and returned the nomads from the army.

Yue century

Loyalty to the country, integrity and integrity will always shine.

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