Begging jokes to make your girlfriend happy.

1, my girlfriend asked me with a mobile phone: "Do you think my selfie is good?"

I took one look and said, "Not beautiful!"

She slammed her mobile phone on the table and said, "Shit! Change the map software! "

2, to buy dough, a little girl in front is buying, she loudly said to the boss, the boss gave me a small bowl of dough, want a small bowl, remember to put more bean sprouts, cucumbers, gluten, and dough. . .

The boss said with a black line on his face, "Then put less of everything."

My sister thought for a moment and said, "Put down the chopsticks and I'll eat alone." .

The boy said to the girl: Why did you take all my money?

The girl said: I'm afraid I'll spend all your money and I won't marry you in the future.

The boy said: if we don't get together in the future, won't I lose a lot?

The girl said, that's more important. If other girls are extravagant, you can't afford to marry. I have to keep it for you. I can't let you be a bachelor.

Boys. . .