How to reply in a joking manner? (But I wasn’t the one who broke the big fire, it was him)

Yes, where is your flame? Yesterday we didn't send messages to each other (note the word "send to each other", you didn't send them to me either), today you are going to put out all the fires (there will be no more flames after we break off the relationship), how poisonous your heart is! You are so cruel! Just add a crying face and that’ll be fine!