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Funny two-part allegorical sayings of the Three Kingdoms
Cao Cao
Cao Cao's defeat of Huake Road-as expected
Cao Cao's defeat of Huarong Road-as expected (taking the right path)
Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-tasteless food, but it's a pity to abandon it
Cao Cao killed Huatuo-he was afraid of medical treatment
Cao Cao Cao killed him. Fail miserably
Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery
Cao Cao chose people-meritocracy
Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a disaster
Cao Cao fought in Wancheng-fled miserably
Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-his mind was different
Cao Cao was reborn-he was suspicious
Cao Cao's operation- Thinking about Liu Bei-people are absent from their hearts
recruiting relatives in Soochow-making a false show come true
Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-playing The Story Of Diu Sim with no good intentions
Dong Zhuo died under the flower
Guan Gong
Guan Gong went to the party-going straight to
Guan Gong went to Cao Ying-going straight to
. -no pain at all
Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard
Guan Yunchang goes to Maicheng-disaster is imminent
Huang Zhong
Huang Zhong goes out-refuses to accept his old age
Huang Zhong makes friends-people are old, their hearts are not old
Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer-he is strong in his old age
Huang Zhong shoots. > kongming worships Beidou-knowing that he is going to die
Kongming's empty plan-averting danger
Kongming's playing the piano and retreating from Zhong Da-being calm
Kongming's borrowing the east wind-skillfully using the weather
Kongming's practicing the piano-a cliche
Kongming's beheading of Ma Su-Ming Zheng's military discipline
Liu Bei < Kong Ming-like a duck to water
Liu Bei's country-crying
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-borrowed it but didn't pay it back
Liu Bei sold straw sandals-in stock
Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang-visited the thatched cottage
Liu Bei went to Wolong-invited this Zhuge Liang
Liu Bei to kill people-be merciful <
Liu Huangshu cried in Jingzhou-scared people with tears
Liu Xuande got Zhao Zilong-don't say how happy he was
Sima
Sima praised Zhuge-candidly admit defeat
Sima Yan abolished Wei's master-copied the old spectrum
Sima Yi broke the eight diagrams-didn't pretend to understand
Zhang Fei
scolded Liu Bei to Zhang Fei- Zhang Fei pulls down the bridge-foolhardy
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake
Zhang Fei pierces a needle-thick but thin
Zhang Fei's beard-full face
Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check
Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-making much ado about nothing (Wu lives and flies)
Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu- Strong goods prick the hand
Zhang Fei sells tofu-goods are not hard, people are hard
Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no cutting
Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-it's hard to make Zhang Fei light a fire-fierce stove
Zhang Fei's stratagem-rough and fine
Zhang Fei's debt collection-aggressive
Zhang Fei's flying knife Feather)-forget the old love
Zhang Fei's war horse is super-comparable
Zhang Fei catches mice-wide eyes and small eyes
Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers-strong can't make
Zhou Yu
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-a willing fighter, One is willing to get
Zhou Yu to beg for Jingzhou-it's hard to please
Zhou Yu's yellow cover-pretending to be
Zhuge Liang
Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-using a suspicious plan
Zhuge Liang's empty plan-there is no way
Zhuge Liang can be a strategist-worthy of the name (there are many ways)
Zhuge Liang. P > Zhuge Liang's mourning-pretending (not sincere)
Zhuge Liang's burning incense and playing the piano-coming up with a plan
Zhuge Liang's tears and beheading Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation
Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-prescient
Zhuge Liang's three-qi Zhou Yu-a little trick
Zhuge Liang's playing with dogs-being clever for a while < p The elusive
Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-he had to (can't help it)
Zhuge Liang's marriage was more important than appearance
Zhuge Liang's collection of Meng Huo-putting it away
Zhuge Liang frowned-the plan came to mind.
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