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Funny two-part allegorical sayings of the Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao

Cao Cao's defeat of Huake Road-as expected

Cao Cao's defeat of Huarong Road-as expected (taking the right path)

Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-tasteless food, but it's a pity to abandon it

Cao Cao killed Huatuo-he was afraid of medical treatment

Cao Cao Cao killed him. Fail miserably

Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery

Cao Cao chose people-meritocracy

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a disaster

Cao Cao fought in Wancheng-fled miserably

Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-his mind was different

Cao Cao was reborn-he was suspicious

Cao Cao's operation- Thinking about Liu Bei-people are absent from their hearts

recruiting relatives in Soochow-making a false show come true

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-playing The Story Of Diu Sim with no good intentions

Dong Zhuo died under the flower

Guan Gong

Guan Gong went to the party-going straight to

Guan Gong went to Cao Ying-going straight to

. -no pain at all

Guan Yunchang sells tofu-hard goods are not hard

Guan Yunchang goes to Maicheng-disaster is imminent

Huang Zhong

Huang Zhong goes out-refuses to accept his old age

Huang Zhong makes friends-people are old, their hearts are not old

Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer-he is strong in his old age

Huang Zhong shoots. > kongming worships Beidou-knowing that he is going to die

Kongming's empty plan-averting danger

Kongming's playing the piano and retreating from Zhong Da-being calm

Kongming's borrowing the east wind-skillfully using the weather

Kongming's practicing the piano-a cliche

Kongming's beheading of Ma Su-Ming Zheng's military discipline

Liu Bei < Kong Ming-like a duck to water

Liu Bei's country-crying

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-borrowed it but didn't pay it back

Liu Bei sold straw sandals-in stock

Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang-visited the thatched cottage

Liu Bei went to Wolong-invited this Zhuge Liang

Liu Bei to kill people-be merciful <

Liu Huangshu cried in Jingzhou-scared people with tears

Liu Xuande got Zhao Zilong-don't say how happy he was

Sima

Sima praised Zhuge-candidly admit defeat

Sima Yan abolished Wei's master-copied the old spectrum

Sima Yi broke the eight diagrams-didn't pretend to understand

Zhang Fei

scolded Liu Bei to Zhang Fei- Zhang Fei pulls down the bridge-foolhardy

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Zhang Fei pierces a needle-thick but thin

Zhang Fei's beard-full face

Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check

Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-making much ado about nothing (Wu lives and flies)

Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu- Strong goods prick the hand

Zhang Fei sells tofu-goods are not hard, people are hard

Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no cutting

Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-it's hard to make Zhang Fei light a fire-fierce stove

Zhang Fei's stratagem-rough and fine

Zhang Fei's debt collection-aggressive

Zhang Fei's flying knife Feather)-forget the old love

Zhang Fei's war horse is super-comparable

Zhang Fei catches mice-wide eyes and small eyes

Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers-strong can't make

Zhou Yu

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-a willing fighter, One is willing to get

Zhou Yu to beg for Jingzhou-it's hard to please

Zhou Yu's yellow cover-pretending to be

Zhuge Liang

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-using a suspicious plan

Zhuge Liang's empty plan-there is no way

Zhuge Liang can be a strategist-worthy of the name (there are many ways)

Zhuge Liang. P > Zhuge Liang's mourning-pretending (not sincere)

Zhuge Liang's burning incense and playing the piano-coming up with a plan

Zhuge Liang's tears and beheading Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation

Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-prescient

Zhuge Liang's three-qi Zhou Yu-a little trick

Zhuge Liang's playing with dogs-being clever for a while < p The elusive

Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-he had to (can't help it)

Zhuge Liang's marriage was more important than appearance

Zhuge Liang's collection of Meng Huo-putting it away

Zhuge Liang frowned-the plan came to mind.