A joke about bugs.

The following will be the performance of this bug on the stage! Please read the pros and cons! Please ~ (straighten your collar, wipe your mouth and walk slowly onto the stage) Dear teachers, classmates, parents, eldest brother, elder sister, younger brother, younger sister, teachers' parents, classmates' parents, teachers' eldest brother, classmates' older sister, teachers' younger brother and sister, and classmates' younger brother and sister .......................................................................... (bowing deeply). Today, the sky is clear in Wan Li (turning around to look outside, the rainstorm is pouring down, so change your mouth quickly). Oh, no! Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Let's explain the bitterness and joy of the insect world! (Clears his throat) First of all, I want to make it clear-I want to be a bug forever! This reason ..... (mysterious smile), when you are at a high level, in case God or God doesn't like you, a whim will make you make mistakes for no reason, especially in Europe, the team will scold you, and the other team will laugh at you, making you particularly embarrassed ... (Speaking of which, take out a photo) Let's take a look! This is what happens when that guy calls me a pig! (Then I pointed to the upper left corner of the photo and showed it to everyone. It says a word "pig"! ) (Bad smile) Hehe ~ ~ Do you people, Ren Jie, Ren Di and Ren Mei feel the same way? So I seldom use this number with others, in order not to upgrade! My mouth is full of water, so I took out a piece of toilet paper from my pocket, slowly wiped the saliva from my mouth and went on. ) When a bug plays the trumpet, the biggest advantage is that no one will complain about you if you make a mistake, and someone will praise you if you play beautifully, so I don't like being a senior. I like being a bug. Why do you like being a bug? Because I don't like being a high-level person, if I don't be a high-level person, I will definitely like being a low-level person, so I won't be a high-level person. ........................................................................................................................., do you think my level is low? Hehe ~ ~ My size is the largest, but ................................................................................................................................................................. (the audience gets up and hits me again) Okay, okay, okay! Have mercy, everyone! I said, I said, isn't this okay? Black ... Black Dragon ~ ~ (Silver Dragon, Golden Dragon, Shenlong and many other audiences fainted on the spot, and the medical expenses were lost again 10 yuan ~ ~ I am so distressed ~ ~) Below I will show all my figures except Black Dragon! But let's be clear: it's all under the black silkworm! Baihua Xianchong, Baihua Xianchong Sister, Love Bubble Bug, Jiao Jiao Bug Sister, Jiao Jiao Bug Brother (male), student, forgotten crystal, etc. (Finally, I smiled brightly, made a cool gesture and whispered) Dear brothers and sisters, little brother, little sister, little brother, little classmate and big classmate ............................................................................................................................., stop! 886! Bowing for the last time, I slowly walked off the platform. As a result, my high heels broke and my feet were hurt. /kloc-get on the bus on 0/20, say goodbye to all the audience with tears, be sent away by the car, and the back disappears into the audience's sight under the podium) ......................