Guangdong cold joke (preferably short)

1. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing?

Ans: because the western longitude is more left-handed than Tang Sanzang

2. If the earth explodes to the left, why not go to the edge?

Ans: on the right side of the earth

3. Can animals play table tennis?

Ans: eagle, because eagle knows table tennis

4. Winter melon is produced in Guangdong, pumpkin is produced in Guangnan, watermelon is produced in Guangxi, and Guang Bei will produce it?

Ans: Make a noise, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a noise.

5. Can't you type?

Ans: bananas, because you can't type bananas

6. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in Three Lamps District?

Ans: lamp lamp stool

7. Bread A, B, C, D, which bread is bitter?

ans: c, because the baker (c is bitter)

8. At noon, zero will be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?

Ans: Guess that when cutting hammerfruit,

9. Do baa animals tear an eel?

Ans: snakes, because Yusman (snake tearing eel)

1. What's worse than eating shit? Eat two old shits