Four death jokes

Boss: How long? reason

Me: Ten days, traveling with my girlfriend.

Boss: Is that enough?

Me: That's not enough.

This is a pear peeled for you.

Boss: Thank you. I don't like pears, especially those cut with a machete.

When I was a child, my teacher made up a question in class, which said, "A turtle fell into a pit of 100 m, then climbed up, climbing 10 m every hour, and dropping 10 cm every minute. When will this turtle fall! " I can't, just reason with him, the tortoise can't climb up. The teacher was very angry and asked me to call my parents. After my grandfather came, he read the topic and said to the teacher in a rage, "Don't say it's a turtle. Try to fall into the pit of 100 meters and kill you. "

A monk asked the young man, "Which do you choose, jujube tree or 1 Jin jujube?" The young man said, "I want a thousand dates." The monk shook his head and said with a smile, "The benefactor is superficial. It is better to give people dates than to give them jujube trees. Do you understand this truth? If the jujube is sold, it will be gone, and the jujube tree can be used for a lifetime! " The young man said, "I want 1000 pounds of dates to sell." I can buy many jujube seedlings. " Monk: "Amitabha ... I don't want to talk to you poor diaosi!" Did you hang up the money?