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The grudges and enmities in Dongguan (VII. Wandering at the station)
When I got to the New Year job fair in Dongguan Jiye Talent Market, something came one after another, mainly because I didn't have much money! You can't spend money to buy tickets to the job fair, you can't stay in a hotel, and where to eat and live has become a problem.
? Fortunately, I met a friendly friend (I also met him at the job fair in the talent market, and resigned years ago because I had a quarrel with my superiors). He taught me several ways to solve the problem!
the method is forced out!
first, learn to make money. Three simple methods: First, buy some sugar cane and sell it at the intersection of industrial parks; Second, enter some newspapers and maps at five o'clock in the morning and sell them at the intersection or overpass near the station; ? Third, even, buy two or three tubes of shoe polish, buy two or three brushes and brush people's shoes!
I chose the second method, but I didn't make any money after several days' hard work. Instead, I met several such people, and they really didn't have much money to sell newspapers! It's miserable!
During that time, I only ate two cakes in the morning and evening every day, and the breakfast cake was a 5-cent oil cake. Evening sou is a glutinous rice chicken with money from 1 yuan (in fact, it is zongzi). What about drinking water When you catch a tap, you drink it up!
where do you live? When evening comes, take the old ticket and flash by, mix it into the waiting room of the bus terminal, wear thick clothes at night, take a nap when you are sleepy, and be careful that your luggage is stolen!
I also met a frequent visitor here. He studied law, but now I can't remember his name. I only remember that he was a Jiangxi veteran. He also quit his job years ago and started looking for a new job next year. He told me how to distinguish thieves and how to avoid being recognized by the station staff! Also, I couldn't hide it from the station staff, so I took me to sleep on the street.
You know, it's not easy to find a safe place to sleep on the street in Dongguan, because if the police officers find out that they don't have a temporary residence permit, they will definitely send them to Zhangmutou shelter, which will be in trouble!
We slept on the street one night and were almost stopped by the police!
that night, Jiangxi laobiao was very happy to take me to a restaurant opened by Jiangxi laobiao because he was funded by a friend, and had a beer! He was a little drunk, so it was late and he couldn't get into the station, so he had to sleep on the street.
He has visited several sleeping places by experience, but he always thinks something is wrong, wandering back and forth, it's almost twelve o'clock, and he may not be sure again, in case he is caught by the police who check the night!
in the end, we chose a culvert under the bridge, which is a little remote, but it is safe and reliable when we think about it. First, there is such a distance from the river bank that it is impossible for the police to come down and check; Second, in the culvert, you can use the clothes that are propped up to stop mosquitoes.
but who knows, maybe that policeman went crazy that night, even when he heard the dog barking, he judged that there was someone in the culvert under the bridge, and quickly called his peers to come down and check!
what should I do? This Jiangxi cousin is clever, so call me down quickly and say it's running west to the next section! Because the next section is not under the jurisdiction of the police here. Fortunately, there is no water on the bank of the river, but we are in such a mess that the crooked waning moon will laugh at us when we see it!
how can the other side avoid escaping from the police? Jiangxi laobiao has an idea. He said to go to the attic of an unfinished building nearby to avoid it!
hey, when we got to the attic of the unfinished building, we settled down quickly, because I was a little scared just now, and I felt a little tired. As soon as I lay down, I dreamed of going to Duke Zhou!
? Attached is a poem:
Exiled Soul
Dongguan? Dongguan
You make me wander around every day
waiting and hoping in the traffic
Cops and policemen
can't catch my exiled mind
Dongguan? Dongguan
You make me wander around every day
East, West, North and South
Waiting and hope are the same
Cops and police
can't catch my exiled mind
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