Where are the lines for the sketch "Sister Ma"?

Guo: Sister Ma, why are you still trying to make peace with me...

Stop making peace with me.

Ma: Bah, bah, bah, you're the one who won't. Live. It’s such a big festival, why don’t you say something auspicious?

Guo: It’s still auspicious, I’m almost dying of anxiety.

Ma: Ouch, what’s the point of being anxious! No Are you just going to remarry your ex-wife?

Guo: Yes

Ma: Congratulations, congratulations. I say this husband is like playing mahjong, the original partner is better .Not to mention that you two still have a dice

Guo: Ah.

Ma: There is also a child. For the child, even if this biological father is nothing, it is better than nothing. .

Guo: Well, no, who is not a thing? Sister Ma, my marriage is almost irreversible

Ma: What's wrong

Guo: Didn’t I get a new girlfriend a few days ago? Just a few days after we met, my ex-wife suddenly agreed to our remarriage. Don’t you think this is very annoying?

Ma: Yo, yo, then hurry up and make it clear to your girlfriend.

Guo: Yes, I want to make it clear to her, so I invited her to your home...

Ma: Oh... why did you invite us here?

Guo: Tell her clearly

Ma: I said, why didn’t you tell her yourself

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Guo: I can't do that kind of thing...

Ma: This...

Guo: Come on...come on...I will always treat you as my sister Yeah, you have to convince her to dump me, dump me

Ma: Dump. Dump...hey, here it comes, here it comes

Fang: Sister Ma, yo me I'm not trying too hard. I'm Guo Dabao's girlfriend. He went out for something and asked me to wait for him here.

Ma: Oh, what's your last name, girl?

Fang: Please call me Xiaofang

Ma: Miss Xiaofang, come as soon as you see fit, bring anything else... Oh, I didn’t bring anything... Miss Xiaofang, I don’t know what I mean. It should be dumped or not, and it should be said or not.

Fang: If you have anything to say, just say it

Ma: Your parents are very good?

Fang: Hey, it’s pretty good.

Ma: Your lover is pretty good too

Fang: I’m single

Ma: Oh, your lover is also single

Fang: What do you think?

Guo: Just talk nonsense, talk about business

Fang: What's the news?

Ma: Guo Dabao, Guo Dabao gave me a bird, a parrot. He is learning to speak, so when I say what he says, it’s really annoying.

Guo: I hate it. I hate it

Fang: Ouch, this bird is really smart, let me take a look

Ma: No...it's nothing interesting to see, oops, it's not a good bird after all...

Guo: Ma Sister...Sister Ma...

Ma: This bird has learned how to call people. Let me take a look. I will come after I take a look----speak in human language

Guo: Ma Sister, I didn’t let you gossip here, you have to persuade her to dump me quickly. . . .

I always try to persuade people to be good, but how can I persuade them now?

Guo: How come you don’t even know this, so you just say bad things about me

Ma: Bad words. .

Guo: Yes, the worse you say about me, the better. Go quickly

Ma: Yo...the parrot threw me out

Fang: Ah,

Ma: Miss Xiaofang, this long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Have you saved enough private money to marry Guo Dabao?

Fang: Hey, save it What are you doing with your private money?

Ma: What else are you doing? If you want to spend his money, there is no way

Fang: Ah...

Ma: You Do you know how stingy he is?... In order to save some water money, he brought his toothbrush to work to brush his teeth in the morning

Fang: Ah

Ma: Still. Yes, he never affixes stamps when sending letters

Fang: Can it be delivered?

Ma: Yes, he writes the address of the recipient and the sender upside down. The post office took a look and found that the postage was insufficient and the return was returned to the recipient.

Fang: Ah, Guo Dabao used all his cleverness on this

Ma: Hey, clever Ming, I have been smart since I was a child... I could cry when I was five, I could crawl when I was seven, and when I was twelve, I went directly to the first grade of elementary school, and even to the fourth grade of elementary school, the school said that I was not allowed to study

Fang, why?

Guo: Hey... why don’t you agree to remarriage? Didn’t you say it well yesterday? My daughter doesn’t agree. Why should she disagree? Why... Hey... Hey...what's this thing? It turns out to be a problem when you say it's a problem...Isn't this going to make me fly? It's not possible

Fang: Oh, Sister Ma, I really didn't expect that he would be such a person

Ma: No...

Fang, I listen to you, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain

Ma: Hey, that's right...

Guo ：Sister Ma...Sister Ma...

Fang: Your parrot speaks human language again

Ma: He can only speak human language, but not do human affairs

Guo: Doing personnel affairs...Doing personnel affairs...

Ma: Hey...you have learned to talk back, let's see how I deal with you, wait a minute, wait a minute...

Fang: Hey, What kind of bird is this?

Ma: What are you calling Huan? I’ve already told you to let it go.

Guo: Ouch, Sister Ma, why are you talking so fast?

Ma: Ah

Guo: Sister Ma, we can’t let this go.

Ma: Why?

Guo: My ex-wife called just now Said, my daughter does not agree with our remarriage, what do you mean by this... You have to tell me back to Xiaofang

Ma: This... Oh, you can make peace if you want, or break up if you want. Go away, don’t care about your bad thing

Guo: You...you don’t care how successful you are, oh, it’s a big holiday, you blew my girlfriend away, you said you are immoral or not,

Ma: How can you call me wicked...

Guo: This is not called wicked, you are having a big holiday

Ma: Okay, after a while, I will give you some advice Can you introduce one...

Guo: I don’t want it. Isn’t there one ready-made in this room? If you tell me, it will be over if you come back

Fang: Oh, Sister Ma...Sister Ma …

Ma: Let’s explain what we said. I’ll tell her back. You have to treat her well. You’re not allowed to change.

Guo: Stop being so nagging. , you go to me

Fang: The parrot is thrown out for you again... Okay, then I'm leaving

Ma: Oh, I'm leaving now, I can't leave, eh Miss Xiaofang, this short-term pain is not as good as long-term pain. If you and Guo Dabao are to be compared, it’s like a jackal matching a tiger and a leopard

Fang: What?

M: No. . A man's talent matches a woman's appearance. It's hard to find a man with a big belly like him

Fang: Wait a minute, he carries his toothbrush to work to brush his teeth. Why is he so generous?

Ma: No, he. . . he. . .

There is a reason why he brushes his teeth at work. The reason is that he left his teeth at work.

Fang: Ah

Ma: The dentures...the night before I lost my tooth at work. The next day, I went to work to brush it...wash, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush.

Fang: OK, OK... Stop it, then Why did he send the letter without stamping it...

Ma: He didn't stamp it. He has a reason. The reason is...guess it...let me guess...he is...he is...electronic He doesn’t need to put stamps on the mail

Fang: Yes, he doesn’t need to put stamps on it, but his academic qualifications...

Ma: His academic qualifications are not low, he has a bachelor’s degree

Fang: Hey, no, the school didn’t let him go to school when he was in the fourth grade of elementary school as you just mentioned

Ma: I said, I said, I won’t let him follow suit. Yes, there is a reason for it. Do you think so? The reason for this is, you are guessing...I'll make it up...he...he is too smart, so smart...he knows everything the teacher can do, but the teacher can't. He has also learned all the skills. The teacher can't teach him, so he can just send him to college... I can say that it's all right...

Fang: Oh, that's right, that means he is a Genius

Guo: Hey, what, you agreed to remarry again, what are you doing, what are you doing, my daughter is testing me, how can there be such a test, oh... Yes, yes, test Good, oh, it’s so good...

Fang: Sister Ma, then I listen to you, short-term pain is not as good as long-term pain

Ma: That’s right, for the wedding When the time comes, my eldest sister will help you.

Guo: It’s broken, Sister Ma...Sister Ma...

Ma: Hey, look at this parrot, it’s so happy... Let me see it go...here Come here... come here...

Oops, it's not easy, I've already told him back

Guo: Great, I have to trouble you to bring her back Going back, Sister Ma, Sister Ma, my ex-wife called just now and said, ah, it was my daughter who tested me -------Sister Ma, we have to stand the test

马: Have you ever seen a couple test neighbors by remarrying?

Guo: Sister Ma, you are a good person and do your best to send people to the West... You don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face... We are a big family

Fang: Hey...Sister Ma, this is your parrot...

Guo: Yes, I am a parrot...You can talk first, I will go back to the cage...

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Fang: Hey...come back...Sister Ma...what's going on here

Guo: I'm asking you, what's going on? This is

Ma: I...I...this...hey, Miss Xiaofang, let me tell you...

Fang: Is this a long-term pain or a short-term pain?

Ma: Long...Short...Each one has its own way...As the old saying goes...Husband and wife, it's like playing mahjong, it's better to match the original partner... He has an original partner, do you know...

Fang: I know...

Ma: They also have a dice, do you know...

Fang: I know...

Ma: Isn’t this the end? I’m thinking about the hook in my heart, and thinking about the dice in my mind. Are you fooling around with this card?

Fang: Sister Ma, I understand what you mean, but I You have to ask him... Guo Dabao, are you still unable to let go of your ex-wife and your daughter?

Guo: Yes...Yes

Fang : OK, Guo Dabao, I didn’t expect you to be a good man with affection and responsibility. I wish you happiness

Guo: Thank you

Guo: But...Miss Xiaofang...

Fang: Don’t worry, I’m just a flower...I’m afraid I won’t find cow dung

Ma: That’s great, Miss Fang, I’ll take care of you. I must introduce you to one, I have a nephew