What is poking fun at the China men's soccer team?

1.& lt Welcome to the national football team > My goal is always open, so I have to play a few games with you, and then I will have a bottom. No matter far or near, you will like it here. Please make yourself at home. If you get less, don't worry about making it up to you next time. My family lives in Xie Yalong. It doesn't matter if you don't know football, your career is the first stranger. Familiar people are guests. Please make yourself at home. Thank you, Chairman. He is very enthusiastic and will accompany you in every game. Welcome to the national football team. Open the goal, even the weakest strength can find confidence. The national football team welcomes you to share a draw at home, even if you are at the bottom. My goal is always to be open, open to accommodate heaven and earth. It's not unusual to lose one or two. Most of them are friends. Please make yourself at home. Sleepwalking on the court is a common practice. National football team B welcomes you to touch the red card. You can get enough points. Let's go out. The national football team welcomes you to meet and win casually. 2. The national football couplet "China Men's Football Team is Worrying" and the second couplet "Like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel" denounce "no one can shoot"! 3. Li Weifeng, the main defender of the national football team, is in the national football team 0; After losing to Brazil, some people say that China's football level is equivalent to Brazil's table tennis. 4.20xx, an old man was dying, and his lips trembled and said to his grandson, "Children ... are waiting ... for China football ... to qualify for the World Cup. You must ... write ... and burn it to me in writing. I am also happy below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. In 20xx, when an old man was dying, his lips trembled and he said to his grandson, "When the children ... wait ... China football ... qualify, you must write it on ... paper ... and burn it for me. I am also happy below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. In 2 1xx, an old man who was dying knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the World Cup for so many years, and I am ashamed of my ancestors!" Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! ! Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish. He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?" God said: this is too difficult, change it. Sun Tzu added: "Then I want China to qualify for the World Cup." God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What's your last wish? Bring me the globe. Let me see. Or the fourth most classic ~!