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Stepmother’s Tea Party in English
The lyrics to "Stepmother's Tea Party" are as follows:
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
I must find the way to power through a noble brow
I must find the shortcut to the top of power
I married once for love then my senses came
Married for love, suddenly I realized
I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
I must marry for the stature of my husband's name
>Onto marriage number two
So the second marriage
I knew what I had to do
I knew what I had to do
p>and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
My poor husband fell ill in a year or two
solved problem number one, now to problem number two
Having solved the first problem, it’s time to solve the second one
His deo-eyed little?girl with gentle point of view
The one he often The little girl looking with tender eyes
Would I ship her off to school?
Should I send her off to school?
No!I told?her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
Of course not! I told her that if she wanted to stay, she had to earn money to support herself
and so she became the maid!
So she became the maid
She was lazy!
She was lazy!
She was Crazy!
She was crazy!
She was talking to the mice!
She was talking to the mice!
She was hopelessly naive, so she had to pay the price.
She was hopelessly naive, so she had to pay the price.
I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
I asked her to move to the attic that I didn't care about and didn't want to see.
I coud have thrown her out, but I' m benevolent and kind.
I could have kicked her out, but I was too kind
Mother, your heart's too big for you!
Mom, you So tolerant
I knew what I had to do
I knew what I had to do
After all, difficult children will take advantage of your go
od nature.
After all, the difficult kids will take advantage of you
So you lock them up
So you lock them up
Throw away the key!
Throw away the key
There's one on every family tree
There is a person in every family, she
p>Ungrateful!
Ungrateful!
Hateful!
Hateful!
Vile too! The things she put you through!
Very evil! It was she who made you like this!
Break their spirit so they obey!
Break their spirit so they obey!
Break their spirit so they obey!
Now they'll do anything you say
Now they'll listen to you
Maybe you'd call it cruel but
Maybe you think this would be cruel, but
others would call it love
Some people would call it love
Tough Love!
Tough love!
I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...
Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...
Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...
After...
ruin everything!
Will ruin everything!
I never wanted children
I never wanted children
life was better on my own
I lived alone How wonderful
all the screaming, nagging chilled me to the bone!
The unstoppable screaming was killing me
But then one day i came across a flower growing free
But one day I came across a flower that could live forever
it's magic kept me young, so i kept it all for me!
It can bring back my youthful appearance, so I take it as my own
But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
But Someone dug it up and gave the baby magical powers
so I "borrowed" her and locked her upand hid her in a tower!
So I "borrowed" her and locked her upand hid her in a tower! ”, lock her up and hide her in the tower!
Years went by, OH!
Years went by, OH!
Years went by, OH!
The sacrifice and against my better judgment, I fed her once or
twice.
For my own betterment, I sacrificed my time to feed her
Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
I know now's young People are difficult to discipline
But that's messy
But that's so disgusting
Manipulatin's easily more fun
Manipulation They'll be simpler and fun
A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie
A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie
>
remind them without you, they'd shrivel up and die!
Remind them, without you, they will wither and die!
They only have themselves to blame!
They only have themselves to blame!
If you'd been there, you'd do the same
If you were there, you would do the same
So work them hard 'til they fall in line
So use your strength to make them unbearable
There's one way and it's only mine
There's one way and it's only mine
There's one way and it's only mine The road
Children are lazy
Children are lazy
Spoiled too
All spoiled
But we konw what to do!
But we know what we have to do
Govern them with a heart of stone
Govern them with a heart of stone them
Lock them up so they're all alone
Lock them up so they're all alone
Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
Maybe you think this would be cruel, but
others would call it love, tough love!
Some people would call it love, tough love!
Ugh! Her own tower with a water view
Ugh! She has a tall tower with a small waterfall
and she runs away the first chance she gets
And she runs away the first chance she gets!
These wretched brats think the world owes them something
These poor children always feel that the world owes them something
But it doesn't
But not
Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan
But I have more ideas, a greater plan
I never
cared to share, so The King would have to fall
I never shared my thoughts, so the King would have to fall
But his child blocked the way to me and "Fairest of them all"
But his "most beautiful" child blocked my way
She was chubby. She was dumb
She was fat , she is stupid
and grotesquely optimistic
And her ideas are absurdly optimistic
She needed structure in her life! She wasn't realistic
She wants to arrange her life by herself, she is not realistic at all
I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
I gave her a bunch of chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
Housework, took away all her favorite things
but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy! Fucked a boy!
Love?!Was I just sit by and wait?!
Love? ! I can only watch helplessly? !
for her to take my crown? NO!
Waiting for her to take my throne away? No!
she hand sealed her fate!
She has decided her fate!
She hand to go, and so she did and you know what they say
She had to go, and so she did and you know what they say
>"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away"
"An apple a day keeps your enemies away"
Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
Don't be fooled by their gentle smiles anymore!
give an inch and they'll run a mile!
They'll only get an inch!
Our idea? of a happy home
We are all for a happy home
Is one where we live all alone!
That's the place that belongs to us
Dark, Depressing, Desolate!
Dark, depressing, desolate!
Now let's all drink to that!
Now let's enjoy it!
call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
Call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
"Cruel" and everything in between
Calling us "cruel" is true of everything
You could say it's unjust
You can say it's unfair
Turning their dreams
to dust
turn their dreams into ashes
This is what we call love
Tough Love!
Tough love!
Character introduction:
Catherine in "Cinderella".
When the two daughters shouted mom from behind, we could immediately think: Ah, these are Cinderella’s two sisters. Presumably the person sitting here is Cinderella's stepmother, named Catherine. The beautiful stepmother and the beauty-loving sister have been bullying Cinderella every day since they came to her home. Especially the way the stepmother treats Cinderella has been a shadow for the audience since childhood.
Cinderella, who became a maid, had no choice but to serve them every day and lived in a dark attic. It was not until she attended the ball that she slowly began to feel better. The story of the stepmother and two sisters ends with Cinderella's happiness.
Queen Greenhide in "Snow White".
This one is easy to identify, with a crown, an apple, and a classic look. Snow White’s evil stepmother has not escaped. The lyrics include "Ruling this kingdom with harsh means.", "But I have more ideas, a greater plan.", "But his 'most beautiful' child is blocking my way." She expressed her ambition, and the person who blocked her from realizing it was Snow White, so she had to get rid of her for her own future.
"Rapunzel" Ge Duo.
The original version of the movie "Rapunzel" is actually "Rapunzel" from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Strictly speaking, the witch Geto is not Rapunzel's stepmother, because Rapunzel was secretly taken away by Geto, but she also raised Rapunzel for twelve years. During these twelve years, Rapunzel has always been Ge Duo was locked up in a tall tower without a door and had never gone downstairs, but everything was fine.
But the appearance of the prince changed everything, and the witch was helpless. The youth and beauty that originally belonged to her were taken away by this child, and she had to leave when she grew up. The ending of the villain is so helpless. .
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