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Stepmother’s Tea Party in English

The lyrics to "Stepmother's Tea Party" are as follows:

Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed

Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed

I must find the way to power through a noble brow

I must find the shortcut to the top of power

I married once for love then my senses came

Married for love, suddenly I realized

I must marry for the stature of my husband's name

I must marry for the stature of my husband's name

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Onto marriage number two

So the second marriage

I knew what I had to do

I knew what I had to do

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and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

My poor husband fell ill in a year or two

solved problem number one, now to problem number two

Having solved the first problem, it’s time to solve the second one

His deo-eyed little?girl with gentle point of view

The one he often The little girl looking with tender eyes

Would I ship her off to school?

Should I send her off to school?

No!I told?her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep

Of course not! I told her that if she wanted to stay, she had to earn money to support herself

and so she became the maid!

So she became the maid

She was lazy!

She was lazy!

She was Crazy!

She was crazy!

She was talking to the mice!

She was talking to the mice!

She was hopelessly naive, so she had to pay the price.

She was hopelessly naive, so she had to pay the price.

I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.

I asked her to move to the attic that I didn't care about and didn't want to see.

I coud have thrown her out, but I' m benevolent and kind.

I could have kicked her out, but I was too kind

Mother, your heart's too big for you!

Mom, you So tolerant

I knew what I had to do

I knew what I had to do

After all, difficult children will take advantage of your go

od nature.

After all, the difficult kids will take advantage of you

So you lock them up

So you lock them up

Throw away the key!

Throw away the key

There's one on every family tree

There is a person in every family, she

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Ungrateful!

Ungrateful!

Hateful!

Hateful!

Vile too! The things she put you through!

Very evil! It was she who made you like this!

Break their spirit so they obey!

Break their spirit so they obey!

Break their spirit so they obey!

Now they'll do anything you say

Now they'll listen to you

Maybe you'd call it cruel but

Maybe you think this would be cruel, but

others would call it love

Some people would call it love

Tough Love!

Tough love!

I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?

I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?

I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?

Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...

Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...

Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...

After...

ruin everything!

Will ruin everything!

I never wanted children

I never wanted children

life was better on my own

I lived alone How wonderful

all the screaming, nagging chilled me to the bone!

The unstoppable screaming was killing me

But then one day i came across a flower growing free

But one day I came across a flower that could live forever

it's magic kept me young, so i kept it all for me!

It can bring back my youthful appearance, so I take it as my own

But someone dug it up now a baby held the power

But Someone dug it up and gave the baby magical powers

so I "borrowed" her and locked her upand hid her in a tower!

So I "borrowed" her and locked her upand hid her in a tower! ”, lock her up and hide her in the tower!

Years went by, OH!

Years went by, OH!

Years went by, OH!

The sacrifice and against my better judgment, I fed her once or

twice.

For my own betterment, I sacrificed my time to feed her

Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young

I know now's young People are difficult to discipline

But that's messy

But that's so disgusting

Manipulatin's easily more fun

Manipulation They'll be simpler and fun

A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie

A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie

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remind them without you, they'd shrivel up and die!

Remind them, without you, they will wither and die!

They only have themselves to blame!

They only have themselves to blame!

If you'd been there, you'd do the same

If you were there, you would do the same

So work them hard 'til they fall in line

So use your strength to make them unbearable

There's one way and it's only mine

There's one way and it's only mine

There's one way and it's only mine The road

Children are lazy

Children are lazy

Spoiled too

All spoiled

But we konw what to do!

But we know what we have to do

Govern them with a heart of stone

Govern them with a heart of stone them

Lock them up so they're all alone

Lock them up so they're all alone

Maybe you'd call it cruel but,

Maybe you think this would be cruel, but

others would call it love, tough love!

Some people would call it love, tough love!

Ugh! Her own tower with a water view

Ugh! She has a tall tower with a small waterfall

and she runs away the first chance she gets

And she runs away the first chance she gets!

These wretched brats think the world owes them something

These poor children always feel that the world owes them something

But it doesn't

But not

Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand

I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand

but there was more I hand in mind a greater plan

But I have more ideas, a greater plan

I never

cared to share, so The King would have to fall

I never shared my thoughts, so the King would have to fall

But his child blocked the way to me and "Fairest of them all"

But his "most beautiful" child blocked my way

She was chubby. She was dumb

She was fat , she is stupid

and grotesquely optimistic

And her ideas are absurdly optimistic

She needed structure in her life! She wasn't realistic

She wants to arrange her life by herself, she is not realistic at all

I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy

I gave her a bunch of chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy

Housework, took away all her favorite things

but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!

But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!

But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy! Fucked a boy!

Love?!Was I just sit by and wait?!

Love? ! I can only watch helplessly? !

for her to take my crown? NO!

Waiting for her to take my throne away? No!

she hand sealed her fate!

She has decided her fate!

She hand to go, and so she did and you know what they say

She had to go, and so she did and you know what they say

>"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away"

"An apple a day keeps your enemies away"

Don't be fooled by their tender smile!

Don't be fooled by their gentle smiles anymore!

give an inch and they'll run a mile!

They'll only get an inch!

Our idea? of a happy home

We are all for a happy home

Is one where we live all alone!

That's the place that belongs to us

Dark, Depressing, Desolate!

Dark, depressing, desolate!

Now let's all drink to that!

Now let's enjoy it!

call us "wicked" and call us "mean"

Call us "wicked" and call us "mean"

"Cruel" and everything in between

Calling us "cruel" is true of everything

You could say it's unjust

You can say it's unfair

Turning their dreams

to dust

turn their dreams into ashes

This is what we call love

Tough Love!

Tough love!

Character introduction:

Catherine in "Cinderella".

When the two daughters shouted mom from behind, we could immediately think: Ah, these are Cinderella’s two sisters. Presumably the person sitting here is Cinderella's stepmother, named Catherine. The beautiful stepmother and the beauty-loving sister have been bullying Cinderella every day since they came to her home. Especially the way the stepmother treats Cinderella has been a shadow for the audience since childhood.

Cinderella, who became a maid, had no choice but to serve them every day and lived in a dark attic. It was not until she attended the ball that she slowly began to feel better. The story of the stepmother and two sisters ends with Cinderella's happiness.

Queen Greenhide in "Snow White".

This one is easy to identify, with a crown, an apple, and a classic look. Snow White’s evil stepmother has not escaped. The lyrics include "Ruling this kingdom with harsh means.", "But I have more ideas, a greater plan.", "But his 'most beautiful' child is blocking my way." She expressed her ambition, and the person who blocked her from realizing it was Snow White, so she had to get rid of her for her own future.

"Rapunzel" Ge Duo.

The original version of the movie "Rapunzel" is actually "Rapunzel" from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Strictly speaking, the witch Geto is not Rapunzel's stepmother, because Rapunzel was secretly taken away by Geto, but she also raised Rapunzel for twelve years. During these twelve years, Rapunzel has always been Ge Duo was locked up in a tall tower without a door and had never gone downstairs, but everything was fine.

But the appearance of the prince changed everything, and the witch was helpless. The youth and beauty that originally belonged to her were taken away by this child, and she had to leave when she grew up. The ending of the villain is so helpless. .