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Tang priest and his disciples went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes. So the Tang priest said that everyone would answer the questions, and if they couldn't answer, they would jump. Tang Priest: "Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?" Wukong: "One." Tang Priest: "Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?" Friar Sand: "One." Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question. Tang Priest: "Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?" ..... Eight quit got a fright. Not long after, the four of them crashed while traveling by plane. There are still only three parachutes, and they continue to answer questions. Tang Priest: "Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?" Wukong: "1949." Tang Priest: "Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?" Friar Sand: "2.5 million people." Tang Priest: "Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?" ..... Bajie had to jump up again. The third time, the four of them flew to travel again, and there was an accident on the way. "Master, don't ask," Pig said. I jump by myself. " Then he jumped, and the Tang Priest held hands and said, "Anito Buddha, there are four parachutes this time!" " " ..

I am 30 years later.

The fifth-grade composition teacher assigned a composition topic "Me Thirty Years Later".

Xiaomei, a girl in the class, wrote: The weather is good today. I take my children to the park to play. I'm driving the limousine my husband bought me, with a big diamond ring on my finger and a gold necklace he gave me last month around my neck. I took my lovely children for a walk in the park, and people everywhere envied me. Suddenly, a smelly, muddy and homeless old lady rushed out of the road. I looked at it carefully. Oh, my God! She used to be my Chinese teacher in grade five.