Who has some difficult tongue twisters?

A Lama came from the south with five pounds of broken eyes in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five pounds of broken eyes for horns nailed to his northern waist. The dumb man with the wrong horn didn't want to change his broken eyes, so he was in a hurry when he raised his broken eyes. He picked up five pounds of broken eyes and hit the dumb with the wrong angle. The dumb with the wrong angle was anxious. I don't know whether the Lama broke his eyes and hit the dumb man in the other corner, or whether the dumb man in the other corner gave the Lama a corner. The Lama went home to stew meat and broke his eyes, and the dumb man went home to play the trumpet.

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In front of the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui, and behind the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui. They came to compare legs, and I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs.

In front of the mountain lived a swallow eye, and behind the mountain lived a swallow eye. They came to compare their eyes. I don't know whether Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are rounder than Yan Yuanyuan's eyes or Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are rounder.

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Say I don't praise you, and I'll spill the beans when I have time. This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. Let's sing the main entrance mansion, four doors, three bridges and five archways, and go east when we get out of the side door. There is a 66-lane hutong in Tongzhou, 40 miles from Beijing, where 66-year-old Mr. Liu, 66-year-old gentleman, 66-year-old Liu and one of his brothers live. Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on silk, and sixty-six alders were planted outside the building. Sixty-six big green cows are tied to the shaft, and sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu and Mr. Liu are squatting on the cows. So the old brothers sat at the door eating bones. A dog came from the south. It looks familiar. It seems that the big mother has big eyebrows, big eyes, big nose, big ears and big head. The poodle is from the north. It seems that my second aunt has two big eyebrows, two big eyes, two big noses, two big ears and two big poodles. These two dogs robbed the bones, ran from south to north, knocked over sixty-six good tall buildings, spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil and painted sixty-six goose satin, dirty sixty-six lions rolled hydrangeas, knocked down sixty-six cypress tendons outside the building, stunned sixty-six big green cows, and beat sixty-six big horse monkeys and Mr. Liu away. Three brothers killed dogs, built sixty-six fine buildings, put sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, washed sixty-six pieces of goose satin, washed sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas, planted sixty-six cypress poles outside the building, brought back sixty-six big cows, and caught sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu. So the three brothers saw the south again. I don't know whether the angry adobe head hit the dog's head or whether the dog's head touched the angry adobe head. A bald girl came from the north, holding an oil basket and covering the dog's head. I don't know whether the bald woman's oil basket mouth covered the dog's head, or whether the dog's head got into the bald woman's oil basket mouth. The dog chewed the oil basket and leaked oil, but the dog didn't chew the oil basket and didn't leak oil.

A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, a plate in his hand and a wooden nail nailed to the ground. He didn't pay attention to hanging nails, which tripped the lame man, scattered eggplant and smashed the lame man's plate. The lame man got up to pick up the eggplant. A drunken old man came from the north with a tobacco bag in his waist to buy the lame eggplant. The lame man didn't want to sell it to the drunk old man. He was very angry. Greet the pegs in his hand and pick up an eggplant and vegetables with a cat's waist. When the old man gets angry, he doesn't give eggplant to the lame. He picks up a nail and hits the lame. The lame picks up a nail and cuts the old man. I don't know whether the old man's peg hit the lame eggplant or the lame man's peg hit the old man's cigarette.

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Linglongta

On the high mountain, there is an old monk with a thousand layers of hair.

You have to ask the old monk how old he is and remember the clarification of the nine articles of the Yellow River.

It will take five hundred years to clean up, and the total amount is four thousand five hundred winters.

The old monk accepted eight disciples, each with a dharma name.

The first disciple was called Qingtouleng, and the second disciple was called Lengtouqing.

The name of the third apprentice is three-point monk, and the name of the fourth apprentice is three-point monk.

Five disciples were called gourd-jumping sticks and six disciples were called gourd-jumping sticks.

The names of seven disciples fell with the wind, and the names of eight disciples fell with the wind.

Eight disciples learned eight kinds of arts, and the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, showing their magical powers:

The green head can hit the chin, and the green head can hit the bell. At three o'clock, the monk can play the pipe, and at three o'clock, the monk can hold the sheng.

The gourd-jumping stick can play drums, and the gourd-jumping stick can recite scriptures. He sweeps the floor when it is windy, but he lights up when it is windy.

Lao shifu told them to change it. I don't know if it's ok.

He can't hit bluehead, and bluehead can't hit bluehead clock.

Three monks can't play this monk's three-point style, and three monks can't hold three monks' sheng.

Stick gourd can't beat the drum of stick gourd, and can't understand the lesson of stick gourd.

He can't sweep the floor or light a lamp with the wind.

Seeing that he was angry, Lao shifu wanted to beat eight disciples.

Watching, eight disciples will be beaten one by one, and five monks will come outside.

Five monks expressed their feelings and punished them for counting the towers behind them.

Linglong Pagoda, starting from the 13th, counts as a single floor before going, and counts as a double floor when coming back. Whoever counts them is the master elder brother.

If anyone can't count the Linglong Tower, let him kneel all night until dawn.

Linglong Tower came to Linglong Tower, the first floor of Linglong Tower.

Four-legged high table, monks, Buddhist scriptures, cymbals, chimes, wooden fish, lamps.

A golden bell, the whole forty-two, when the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the third floor of Linglong Tower.

Three-high table, twelve-legged, three monks, three meridians, three cymbals, three Qin, three Muyu three light areas.

Three prefects, twelve Liang, when the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the fifth floor of Linglong Tower.

Five high tables, twenty legs, five monks, five classics, five cymbals, five qins, five muyu and five lamps.

Five prefects, 220 Liang. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the seventh floor of Linglong Tower.

Seven high tables, twenty-eight legs, seven monks, seven classics, seven cymbals, seven Qin, seven wooden fish and seven lights.

Seven prefects, twenty-eight taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the ninth floor of Linglong Tower.

Nine high tables, thirty-six legs, nine monks, nine classics, nine cymbals, nine chins, nine wooden fish and nine lights.

Nine prefects, thirty-six taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower and Linglong Tower have eleven floors.

Eleven high tables, forty-four legs, eleven monks, eleven classics, eleven cymbals, eleven mouths,

Eleven wooden fish lights. Eleven prefects, forty-four Liang, when the northwest wind blows, the lines are wrinkled and buzzing.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, thirteen floors of Linglong Tower.

Thirteen high tables, fifty-six legs, thirteen monks, thirteen classics, thirteen cymbals,

Thirteen wooden fish lights. Thirteen prefects, fifty-six taels, when the northwest wind blows, the lines are wrinkled and buzzing.

Linglong Tower came to Linglong Tower, the twelfth floor of Linglong Tower.

Twelve high tables and forty-eight legs, twelve monks and twelve classics, twelve cymbals and twelve mouths,

Twelve wooden fish and twelve lamps. Twelve prefects, forty-eight taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, the tenth floor of Linglong Tower.

Ten high tables, forty legs, ten monks, ten classics, ten cymbals, ten Qin, ten wooden fish and ten lights.

Ten prefects, forty taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the eighth floor of Linglong Tower.

Eight high tables, thirty-two legs, eight monks, eight classics, eight cymbals,

Eight wooden fish and eight lamps. Eight prefects, thirty-two taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the sixth floor of Linglong Tower.

Six high tables, twenty-four feet, six monks, six meridians, six cymbals,

Six wooden fish and six lamps. There is a golden bell, twenty-four taels. When the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the fourth floor of Linglong Tower.

Four high tables, sixteen legs, four monks, four meridians, four cymbals,

Four wooden fish and four lamps. Four gold prefects, sixteen taels, when the northwest wind blows, the lines are wrinkled, ringing and buzzing.

Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the second floor of Linglong Tower.

Two eight-legged tables, two monks, two scriptures, two cymbals and two chins,

Two wooden fish and two lamps. Two gold generals, 820, when the northwest wind blows, the line wrinkles, and the line rings and buzzes.

Monks positive exquisite tower, looked up and saw clearly:

Look at the sky, the sky is full of stars. Look at the ground, there is a pit.

From the pit, it's all frozen. Look at the ice. It's already loose.

Look at the pine tree, the eagle is falling. Looking at the mountain ahead, an old monk.

Look at it in front of the monk, a Buddhist scripture. Look inside and turn on the lights.

Look at the wall. It's nailed. Look at its nails, with a bow hanging.

It's not good to watch. On dry days, the northwest wind is very strong.

Speaking of strong wind, what a strong wind, ten people were surprised to see nine people.

Blown away by the wind, all over the sky. It's flat and pitted.

It was scraped off and the pit was frozen. The wind blew it down and the ice was loose.

Blow it away and release the eagle. Blow away, an old monk.

Scratched, a book. It was blown out. Lights in the room.

Scrape it off and nail it to the wall. It's scraped off. Nail the bow.

Straight scraping: the tongue twister in which the stars are scattered, the ice melts in the pit, the eagle falls, and the flying monk walks through the broken lights, nails, bows and turns over.

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In the cold weather, there were six or nine heads beating the next spring. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there was a dragon lantern, a pair of lions rolled hydrangeas, and on the third day of March, the heavenly palace was in a mess. The monkey stole Xiantao again. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and Xu Xian, the White Snake, is not over. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the milky way is matched, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchange tears. On August 15th, in Dachang, elephants, deer, mules, horses, pigs, dogs, cows, sheep, ducks, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles, fish and shrimps are different. Listen to all my reasons, tigers are afraid to put down this mountain, and wolves are worried that their ambitions are tricky, like one. Cows are worried about making cattle axes (whipping), dogs are worried about eating shit, pigs are worried about being inseparable from the sewer, ducks are worried about flat mouths, geese are worried about heads on the door, toads are worried about pustules and scabs, crabs are worried about being held by nets, clams are worried about being closed to the outside world, turtles are worried about cowardice, and fish are worried about no water.

I wish you an early practice! Come on!