A lot of jokes

1. "That's not the point! I don't care about this 24 yuan! The point is that your tax deduction method is completely wrong. I can tell you that I am an accounting major, and the following parts of 800 yuan do not need to pay taxes. And the standard of the manuscript fee should be 14% instead of 17%! " With her new LV bag given to her by her father, Guli walked quickly across the sidewalk next to a building under construction and made a serious speech loudly into her mobile phone. 2. When I was on the phone for two minutes, my face was no longer full of peach blossoms, but full of ... whatever, scissors, awls, axes, electric drills (...), and props of the top ten tortures in Qing Dynasty could be piled on my face. 3.Kitty sneered: "When you are outside, tell others that you work in M.E. Even if you clean the toilet, others will stand at attention and salute. But you said you worked in the convention center. Even if you are the director of the convention and exhibition center, others think you are cleaning the toilet. " On the first day of class, he introduced himself He said in nonstandard Chinese, "My name is Li Ao." After listening to Li Ao, the class teacher thought he was joking and said, "My name is Ba Jin." As a result, Neil opened his deep eyes with long eyelashes and said naively, "Hello, Ba Jin." But just as Tang seemed to have just taken off his vest and had not had time to put on his bra, she heard a loud cry again. Looking back, it was the half-naked body and the strange face last time. I have always been jealous of the word "horse" in Tang Dynasty. After thinking about it, she simply threw caution to the wind, held her head high and yelled at the screaming boy: "What's your name!" " 6. Guli took a leisurely sip of meatball soup and said, "You are not qualified to talk about others putting it wrong. Don't forget that when you accompanied me to grandma's house last year, grandma kindly called you,' Oh, little girl, come and sit down, have a drink of water, have a drink of water'. What a brilliant answer you gave. " Don's face finally turned red. Nan Xiang leaned his head over and asked, "What did she answer? Answer' I am not a little girl'? " Sneer at his chest twice, imitating Tang's rich voice and saying, "Oh, why do you want to drink water?" How dirty is it? " He paused. "Whose saliva?"