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Little routines to make girls happy. Ask and answer questions about love stories and talk about love stories.

1, "Do you want to try", "Try what" and "The smell of my lipstick"

2. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

3. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have." ?

4. "I dreamed of you last night. You are neither a man nor a woman. " "Then who am I?" "You are my man."

5. "Will you cheat after marriage?" "Not if your daughter-in-law is you." "What if my daughter-in-law is not me?" "I will cheat and come to you."

6. "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you." "I like you. . . ""Then let's be together! "

7. "May I say good night to you in person?" "Of course." "I'll go first."

8. "Do you know what the happiest number is?" "5" "Why?" Because, 520

9. "I want to change my style recently." "What style?" "I can't do it without you."

10, "Will you like me" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"

1 1, "Where are you from?" "I am from Guangzhou." "No, you are mine."

12, "We may have been hit by an arrow" "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow

13, "Do you run fast?" "Not too fast." "That's great. I'm sure I can catch up with you. "

14, "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." "Why?" "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."

15, "I choose between drinking tea and drinking, drinking tea and filling water". . . . ""Now you can only choose me. "

16, "I have put up with you for a long time." "Really, what can you do?" "I will endure you for the rest of my life."

17, "Do you know what my weakness is?" "You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?" "No, there is one thing you must know-that is, you are missing."

18, "I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently", "Why" and "Because love makes people dizzy"

19, "How strange" "What's the matter?" "Why is the air so sweet where you are?"

20. "I am less and less like myself now." "Then what kind of person are you?" "Like your husband."

2 1, "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

22. "I will learn to swim tomorrow." "Do you swim in winter?" "Because of me, I can't help falling in love."

23. "I want to borrow a cup from you." "Why did you borrow the cup?" "Because I want to borrow it for a lifetime."

24, "hey! Give me your hand. Why? I want to touch my future girlfriend's hand.

25. "In fact, I have put up with you for a long time." "Well, what can you do?" "I will put up with you all my life."

Let me ask you a question. Go ahead. Who do you spend Valentine's Day with? I don't know. How do you know my name?

27. "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

28. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?" "Yes" and "You ignited my heart"

29. "You made me fat." "Where am I?" "Because you are so sweet."

30. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Pisces?" "Wrong, tailored for you."

3 1, "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What?" "I just love you."

32. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" "Yes ~" "Take me home if you want."

33. "Do you know what day tomorrow is?" "What?" "I was fascinated by you all day."

34. May I kiss you? No, what did I say? Yes, come on.

35. "What is the most beautiful scenery around here?" "I don't know." "Of course it's you. You are the most beautiful scenery here. "

36. "I have bad news for you." "What bad news?" "My thoughts about you are not simple."

37. "You dropped something." "What is it?" "You held out your hand and you put me down."

"Why did you hit me?" "When did I hit you?" "You touched my heart."

39. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently?" "I don't know." "Because you are my type."

40. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" "Monkeys have tails and I don't?" "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."