Selected English jokes on April Fool's Day

1. Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

Because they have just made a long March. Because they have just passed a Long March. March; March)

2. What weather is the mouse afraid of? What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

When it rains cats and dogs. Torrential rain)

3. When will the dog refuse to follow its owner? When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

A: When their owners go to the flea market. Flea market)

4. What question can never be answered with "yes"? Which question can never be answered "yes"? )

Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

5. What tree is always sad? What kind of tree is always sad? )

A: weeping willows. (weeping willows)

6. When can you get water? When can I bag water in a net? )

When water turns into ice.

7. Why are pigs always eating? Why can't pigs finish eating?

He is eating and drinking. It wants to be a pig.

8. What is the longest word in the world? What is the longest word in the world?

A: Smile. Because there is a mile between the letters s. Smile. Because the two letters s are a mile apart.

9. What questions must you always answer "Yes"? What question can you only answer "yes"?

A: "what do you spell y-e-s?" How do you spell "yes" (when asked)?

10. Where were you when the power went out? Where were you when the power went out?

A: In the dark.

What is the longest word in the world? What is the longest word in the world?

A: * *. Because there is a mile between the letters s. Smile. Because the two letters s are a mile apart.

What question must you always answer "yes"? What question can you only answer "yes"?

A: "what do you spell y-e-s?" How do you spell "yes" (when asked)?

Where were you when the power went out? Where were you when the power went out?

A: In the dark.

A: When their owners go to the flea market. Flea market)

What question can never be answered with "yes"? Which question can never be answered "yes"? )

Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

What tree is always sad? What kind of tree is always sad? )

A: weeping willows. (weeping willows)

16. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

Because they have just made a long March. Because they have just passed a Long March. March; March)

What weather is the mouse afraid of? What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

When it rains cats and dogs. Torrential rain)

18. When did the dog refuse to follow its owner? When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

When can you get the water? When can I bag water in a net? )

When water turns into ice.

20. Why are pigs always eating? Why can't pigs finish eating?

He is eating and drinking. It wants to be a pig.

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