If you drop a brick and drop a brick, the classic and funny quotes are even better.

1. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed for a day!

2. Dear, my eyelashes are drowning

3. Thinking too much will inevitably hurt you too much.

4. Sadness turns left and happiness arrives.

5. Dream, everything is possible.

6. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

7. Landing face first, unable to recover.

8. If you ask me who is the most magnanimous person in the world, I will tell you that I am the most magnanimous person.

9. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

10. Born in a downtrodden state, lacking money in the five elements. Yidiandian Quotations Network

11. When you walk to a place with limited water, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

12. A person who is small is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a Trojan horse.

13. Alas! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

14. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

15. I’m embarrassed to catch you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

16. Look at you! Look at the back and scare away thousands of troops, turn your head to scare away millions of lions.

17. Anyway, my destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know whether they calculated it wrong or I lived it wrong.

18. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you?

19. People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed goods.

20. No matter how well-dressed you are, you will be knocked down by a brick.

21. I will work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

22. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

23. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

24. With your appearance and age, you have already fallen below the issue price.

25. Shake if you like it, roll if you don’t like it.

26. Never mentioning it is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

27. The 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth cannot be found in Baidu search.

28. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

29. The largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

30. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

31. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob.

32. Adults are expired children, and old people are expired adults.

33. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn

34. Whenever the charge sounded, I hurriedly hid in the ditch, because: I It's an undercover agent!

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35. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

36. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

37. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is a real skill.

38. The road is long and long, so it’s better for us to fight it.

39. When you do it right, no one will remember. When you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

40. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

41. Most women like a man for one reason, that is, she can’t understand him.

42. The stock market is fiercer than tigers, and the real estate market is fiercer than stocks.

43. It looks beautiful from a distance, but up close it makes you want to call the police.

44. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

45. You are the landlord of my land.