What are the funny jokes?

Many 1, Panda: "I'm not lazy, I just think about life on my stomach ..."

Keeper: "If you haven't even been born, what life can you talk about?" ! ! "

Panda: "..."

2. The centipede and snail went swimming. The centipede said to the snail, Dude, you walk too slowly. When can you get to the river?

Snail said: then you go first! I'm afraid you didn't take off your shoes when I arrived!

One day, the elephant went out to play and passed a coconut grove.

A bug flew into its ear and the elephant couldn't get it out! It happened to be seen by a woodpecker.

Woodpecker asked it, "What's the matter with you? Do you need help? "

The elephant told the woodpecker about it!

The woodpecker said, "It's easy!"

So the woodpecker flew into the elephant's ear and ate the worm.

The elephant thanks the sparrow for everything!

The woodpecker thought for a moment and said, "Let me do it!" " !

The elephant said, "All right!"

The woodpecker flew behind the elephant, saw it and flew in!

Just then, a coconut fell and hit the elephant's head. The elephant gave a loud cry.

Scared the woodpecker! Hurry up and say, "Sorry! It hurt you! ! ! ! "

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked inexplicably, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip it! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and fell badly. Let's donate blood to the elephant. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one has the same blood type as that elephant, so it is enough to leave it there to draw blood."

On the third day, the rabbit came to the ant and asked, "Is the elephant still alive?"

The ant said helplessly, "I carried it." Unexpectedly, it didn't fall! " "