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Funny thing about TVXQ!!

Honey. I only have the old ones.

1. A fan chats with Chang Min at the autograph session.

Fan: Hello, brother.

Changmin: Well, hello.

After greeting each other, Chang Min began to sign.

Fans: My brother's height 176 cm. Hehe, the fans are joking when waiting for the signature.

After signing the autograph, the fans looked down with paper. After I signed the paper, I saw a sentence attached to it: "PS. Yes 186. "

At the signing ceremony, a fan with long straight hair asked Chang Min to sign it.

Fan: Brother, please touch my hair.

Chang Min: Ah ... no ... I'm ... no ... what a ... ah (What a+adj+n exclamatory sentence pattern) ... pervert. ....

3. Chang Min: Hello.

Fan: Hello.

Chang Min: What's your name?

Fan: What's my brother's name?

Changmin: Oh.

Sign: "What's Brother Tuo's name?"

4. A fan found Tian Tian's autograph and found that Chang Min sitting next to Tian Tian was so handsome, just like a statue.

So after signing up, I began to stare at Changmin.

One day: I said, that ....

Fans are still staring at Chang Min.

One day: that ... signed. .....

Fans: Ah! Ah, great!

Take back the signature and read it. Attached to the signature: "PS. Changmin is so handsome! "

5. What's your name?

Fans: jellyfish

Zaizhong: Huh?

Fans: jellyfish

Zaizhong: Excuse me, what's that?

Fan: Ah, let's write nicknames like this.

Zaizhong: Well, what's the nickname?

Fans: Kill the jellyfish trapped in Kim Jae Jung.

Zaizhong: Huh?

Fans: Kill the jellyfish trapped in Kim Jae Jung.

In the middle: ... I said jellyfish are also living things ... (stung by jellyfish in the middle)

6. Fans: Brother, my name is Sun, please remember!

Hao Yun: Yes.

The next autograph session

Fan: Brother, what's my name?

Hao Yun: Ah ... I don't remember. .....

Fan: It's the sun, please remember!

Another autograph session.

Fan: Brother, what's my name?

Hao Yun: ... That. .....

The security guard standing behind sun

(How so like a joke I read = =)

Junxiu pesticide incident

At the signing ceremony, a fan brought a nourishing drink to Junxiu. Her friend said that the effect of this drink is as strong as insecticide. The fans have been thinking about what their friends said ... finally, they walked up to Junxiu, so nervous. They pushed the drinks in front of Junxiu and said loudly, Brother, please finish this pesticide.