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It's funny to ask the classic lines in McDull's story.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Really? Laiwan fish ball rice noodles bar
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: Really? Na tripe coarse noodles bar
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Fish balls and noodles, then.
Principal: No fish balls.
Mcdull: Why is there nothing? Then let's eat squid balls and coarse noodles.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Sold out again? Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.
Principal: No fish balls.
P: McDull, they are all sold out of fish balls and coarse noodles, but they are all gone.
Mcdull: Oh ~ ~! There is nothing in it ... please give me fish balls.
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: What about the coarse flour?
Principal: There is no rough surface.
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Once upon a time, there was a child who studied hard and became rich when he grew up.
Once upon a time, there was a very unfilial child. One day, he twisted his foot.
Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early and got up late. The next day, he died.
Mai Tai: Doctor, the child is shaking his feet.
Doctor: Huh?
Mai Tai: I said, this kid shakes his feet all day.
Doctor: What does that have to do with me?
Mai Tai: You are a doctor.
Doctor: So what?
Mai Tai: Then see a doctor. You are a general practitioner.
Doctor: I'm sorry, it's all internal and external, not including shaking feet.
Mai Tai: What does the internal and external general practice include?
Doctor: General things.
Mai Tai: What is the general rule?
Doctor: Common diseases.
Mai Tai: How ordinary?
Doctor: Just ordinary, dizzy and cold.
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also children with cool wind, exogenous chills, nameless swelling, joint trauma, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting, gastrointestinal discomfort, four-hour fever, backache, dysuria, fat accumulation, decreased libido, big neck and big eyes.
Mai Tai: Anything else?
Doctor: There are also itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness, insomnia, acne, itchy scalp, intestinal gas, insufficient kidney water, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth, herpes zoster, hemorrhoids on the buttocks, frequent urination, corns, hyperacidity, high cholesterol, vomiting blood and milk, and stuffy nose. ....
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also daze, corns, madness, leg weakness, floaters, ear fever, pale mouth, long worms, long spots, beer belly, stealthy flesh, chicken pox, abdominal distension, baldness, big head, dull eyes, mosquito bites, duck feet, shaking feet, housewives' hands and Hong Kong feet.
Mai Tai: You said shake your feet!
Doctor: When did I say shaking my feet?
Mai tai: I heard you say your feet were shaking.
Doctor: No.
Mai Tai: You clearly said: daze, corns, madness, weak legs, floaters, ear fever, pale mouth, pale face, worms, long spots, beer belly, furtive meat, chicken pox, bloating, baldness, large brain capacity, dull eyes, mosquito bites, Hong Kong feet, duck feet and shaking feet.
Doctor: How can I say that?
Mai Tai: What did you say?
Doctor: Common diseases.
Mai Tai: How common is it?
Doctor: Just ordinary, with a cold and cough.
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also bile vomiting, nocturia, sneezing, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy feet, osteoporosis, gastroptosis and burping.
Mai Tai: There seems to be more.
Doctor: And this face is expressionless, picky eaters, with cheeks behind the ears, sudden cold, muscle aches, terrible coquettish, rheumatic bone pain, sore throat, crooked head and neck, long waist and short feet, trance, weakness of hamstrings, diarrhea, itchy teeth, sweating, hot flashes, hair loss, prostatitis, sleepy eyes, numbness, chicken blindness and flying.
Mai Tai: Look! Shake your feet again, say it again!
Doctor: I think you really have ear fever.
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