Humorous sentences describing one's poverty (58 sentences)

1. I bought a bottle of jasmine honey tea, drank half of it and turned it into jasmine tea, and drank half of it into Nongfu Spring. "It tastes good.

My most precious property before marriage is freedom.

3. Always put a word "meat" on the dish when eating, then watch the word and eat it at last.

4. Can you all give way and block my northwest wind?

5. Don't bounce off the ash. If it burns slowly, you can smoke more.

6. When I drink yogurt, I not only lick the bottle caps, but also lick the bottle caps of others.

7. After wearing underwear for four years, only the waist is left.

8. Come to my period and sit on the toilet for five days.

9. What's wrong with young people? No matter how rich you are, you are still poor in the long river of history.

10, I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to vomit, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

1 1, the pervert really came to see me in the village.

12. If I am rich, it means I have a lot of loans.

13, I have a poor disease and need money to treat it.

14, my mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is 10 yuan, and anything over 10 yuan is counterfeit.

15 and iphone 6 are on the market. Great, we can finally buy three!

16, just caught a Xiao Qiang, MLGB finally ended the meat for half a year.

17, there is no traffic after this line.

18. I bought a piece of chewing gum the day before yesterday, but it didn't taste. I vomited and stepped on the ground. Ah, it has a new taste.

19, happiness is when you have no money, you find a wrinkled pair of old jeans 100 yuan.

20. The jeans I bought in winter were worn out by accident and I couldn't bear to throw them away. It's just right to wear it in summer, and patching in winter is a new trend.

2 1, when I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to shoot a large size.

22. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

23. Make sure it's going to rain, pack some clothes and wait outside.

24. I sold my wok and finally got five yuan to surf the Internet. I'm so happy, hahahaha,,,,

25. I'm not afraid of a fire at home, but I'm afraid of falling into the gutter. There is nothing but what you are wearing.

26. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

27. I watched the shopping cart and the collection come off the shelf one by one.

28. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

29. Today is Monday. There are no bottles in the scenic spot.

30. It turns out that money is a piece of paper. Why am I a coin?

3 1, cashless payment is not a financial term for me, but a literal meaning.

32. I slapped myself before going out, blushing and saving money.

33. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

I bought a lot of Flammulina velutipes. I can't bear to bite when I eat it, because I can still eat it after washing it.

35. Sanitary napkins can be used next month after washing.

36. I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton.

Sleep late at night, so you don't have to eat after a day's sleep.

38. I searched the whole building, but I didn't borrow the Nokia round hole charger.

I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!

40. The northwest wind is very strong recently, which is quite sufficient.

4 1, in order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation, being criticized and treating others differently, I am poor.

Attendant: Cash or credit card, sir? Me: Washing dishes.

43. I poured tap water into the bottle of Baisui Mountain and pretended to be a nobleman.

44. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

45. The only time I laundered money was in the washing machine.

If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.

47. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

48. The beggar shook the bowl at me, which made me feel like showing off my wealth.

49. I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

50. I always leave the lid after drinking yogurt, then soak the lid in water and drink a glass of lactic acid bacteria water.

5 1, always take chopsticks to the canteen when eating, and eat a chopstick when meeting classmates, so as to at least ensure that you are not hungry.

You can't have your cake and eat it. You can be poor or single.

53. The car I drive sucks. I change the engines at both ends every three days. After all, the batteries of second-hand electric cars are old.

54. Don't take money too seriously. In fact, one card is enough.

I miss the feeling that clothes I haven't worn for a long time feel rich.

I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday. I was so angry that I didn't eat today.

57. After commenting, the mobile phone will be returned to the counter.

58. I patted my wallet hard, nothing more, just trying to make it swell up.