Ipartment's classic joke

1. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

2. Bartender: How do you get along? Guan Gu: It can be described in four words. Bartender: Love at first sight. Guan Gu: It's none of your business.

3. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; Buy a clock, not time.

4 Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

5 Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!

6 Yo-Yo: Quarrel is bad behavior ... Let's fight!

Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

8 Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!

9 Yifei: If you want to live, you must bring some green ~!

10 ziqiao: according to her cooking level, there are bugs in the dish and wires in the fan!

If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog? Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!