Funny classic inspirational humor quotations (selected 5 1 sentence)

2, people are not smart, learn from others' baldness.

Life is a long road, and there will always be a few mistakes.

4. Appreciate the handsome pot in which you only see your daughter-in-law.

He said you were stingy and I said you were angry.

6. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

7. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

8. My outlook on life, Red Bull and Wang Laoji.

9. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

10, people want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

1 1, have fun and want to take a small picture.

12, you are wearing dangerous clothes, but it looks safe.

13, since it's not amazing, it's amazing and ugly.

14, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

15, eat meat every day, you are not afraid to eat, I am afraid that you will eat poor.

16, the alarm clock is a mistress, always trying to separate me from the bed.

17, when you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~

18, I want to forget you and squeeze facial cleanser as toothpaste every day.

19, whatever I can't let go must be because I can't have it ~ ~

20. Don't praise me handsome behind my back. The whole world knows that.

2 1, the weather is so dazzling that once you get into bed, you can't climb out.

Don't mess with me, or I will make you feel very rhythmic.

23. I watched a TV series today and watched a thunderstorm together.

24. The love world doesn't come first, only you love me!

25, face-to-face scolding is awesome, and practicing courage through the computer is a waste.

26. If handsome is wrong, then I am willing to make mistakes again.

I took part in the homing pigeon competition in the city yesterday, and I went alone.

28. Wow, it's hot! B: What's hot? A: Water. B: Take your time. Answer: foot washing water

29. I don't believe that I want to shoot a girl who hasn't been chased in those years.

30. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

3 1, the laptop must be replaced to turn on the clock, and the battery only supports the clock!

32. I think I should lose weight. Last blood donation, lard flowed out 100 ml.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to enter my world.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

Don't be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes will never abandon you.

Miss, I'm sorry, but this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

37, the sunflower mother's class began, and the child's cough was not good, and most of it was wasted.

38. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

39. After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

40. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Learn more. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

4 1, if I don't get married in ten years and you don't get married, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

42. Lost money, lost furniture and lost clothes. I'm out like an Arab now.

43. More than ten years ago, I danced, smiled, carried a small schoolbag, and walked into the school and embarked on a road of no return.

44, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask!

45. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to bring an umbrella in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.

46. Humorous words can not only relieve stress, relieve contradictions and give people joy, but also inspire people and morale to some extent.

47. The depreciation rate of women's rsquo is amazing. It's only one night from rsquo's new rsquo mother to rsquo's old rsquo grandmother.

48. I watched TV yesterday and said that smoking caused sudden death, which scared my heart! I bite my teeth and stomp my feet to make up my mind! Don't watch TV in the future.

49. The news said that the iPhone robbed the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use it, Nokia, the bullet will rebound and kill the robber.

Since summer, I have been loved by the sun alone. I told the sun that it would rain and dew, but the sun wouldn't listen, just like me, just like Bao Zheng.

5 1, dear, we are faced with such a problem. At present, there are three necessary expenses every month: food, rent and clothing, but our current income can only pay for two of them at most.