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The female secretary got into the car of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate couldn't help reaching out to touch the white thigh of the female secretary. The secretary asked the county magistrate: Do you still remember what Deng Xuan wrote in paragraph 7 of page 2 16? The county magistrate blushed and quickly stopped. When I got home, the county magistrate couldn't wait to open paragraph 7 of page 2 16 of Deng Xuan, only to see that it said: Be bold and step fast ... The county magistrate clapped his legs and shouted: God, how many opportunities will be lost without excellent theoretical knowledge! 2. The nun took the priest's car. On the way, the priest put his hand on the nun's snow-white thigh. The nun smiled and said to the priest, do you remember what the Bible says in article 129? The priest blushed and took his hand away. When he got home, the priest hurriedly opened the Bible article 129, which read: "Go deeper and you will get great happiness!" " "The priest shouted: God! Unfamiliar business kills people! Conclusion: I hope that at the end of 2008, everyone will study theory and business knowledge well, and then make money with practical efforts. I wish my brothers and friends a merry Christmas! I contributed all my collections ...: 1. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said I wouldn't go, so I left, and you ate my mushrooms. The two older ones said no, so they went ~ ~ ~ Half a year passed, and the little rabbit didn't come back. One big one said that he couldn't come back, and the other said that we should wait ~ ~ years later, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. There is no need to wait for two big discussions. Let's eat. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms. 2. Many things will have various tastes after being cooked ... so cooking? # 123; Always very particular. But ... on the contrary ... something; It smells better if it's chilled. What is this? Electricity. Because ... refrigerator->; Electricity-ice-(fragrance) ... 3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee ... because ... (car)-(flying) 4. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a penis called? The answer is the female bear, because the female bear has no penis. 5. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread ~ ate a meatball ~ turned into steamed bread ~ 6. Once upon a time, there was a rare steak and a rare steak in the street. Why don't they say hello? Because: they are strangers ... 7. Q: One day, a bird took 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other. 8. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow? A: KFC (fast)? Nicole Kidman (slow) 9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will' flash'! 10. Excuse me, who gave you the water? Answer: Aha ~ ~? Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~ ~"11. Q+0。 Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily? A: Haibao 12. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full? Answer: Longfei, because Longfei plus 13. Stars, the moon and the sun. Which one is mute? Stars, because there is a saying in Lu's song, "The stars in the sky don't talk 14. What's the name of this pencil? Xiao, because: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil 1 A girl came home from school and danced. Her mother asked her how she was playing. Fortunately, the girl said that only two boys had a fight for me. Her mother was secretly pleased with her daughter's popularity and heard the girl say,' They don't want to dance with me and push each other'. 2. Two people are eating in a restaurant with a cup of hot mustard on the table. One of them thought mustard was sweet, so she took a spoonful and put it in her mouth. Tears welled up at once. However, he kept his mouth shut and said nothing. His friend was puzzled: "Why?" I remembered my father who hanged himself twenty years ago today. His friend comforted him and put a spoonful of mustard in his mouth. Suddenly, tears streamed down her face. The first pretended to ask, "Why are you crying, too?" The second replied, "I was thinking, why didn't you hang yourself when your father hanged himself?" . 3. One day, my cousin chatted with her and talked about the computer. Cousin: I bought a computer last year. Cousin: Why don't you keep using it? Cousin: I was infected with the virus just after I bought it back. Cousin: Nobody fixed it? Cousin proudly said: I haven't turned on my phone for a year, and I'm still hungry! ! ! 4. A scientist visited the Antarctic and saw a group of penguins, with 100. He asked the first penguin, "What do you do every day?" Penguin said, "Eat and sleep and fight peas!" " "The scientist then asked the second question, and the answer was the same:" Eat and sleep and beat peas! " "Scientists have been looking for the 99th answer. When he asked about the100th; His answer is: "Eat and sleep! ! ! "Scientists are curious! He asked, "Why don't you fight peas?" Penguin is angry: "I am Doudou!" " ! ! ! ! "Cold joke: Who should I look for when a bottle of water can't be opened when I am thirsty? _ _ _ _ _ Peacock! & lt triumphant > Wow ~ I scratched the head of a match and burned to death. Then it went to the hospital and came out with a cotton swab. 2. A squid begged the owner of the barbecue shop: Let me go and don't roast me! The boss said: ok, but I want to test you a few questions! Squid said happily: you test, you test! Boss: Hey, hey, you asked for it! 3. An egg goes to a teahouse to drink tea and becomes a tea egg; ; A steamed stuffed bun left, said he was hungry, and then ate it himself; ; A passenger shouted, "I want to get off at once. This is my right! "So, he fell into the sea. 4. A stone fought with a rice cake. When he was angry, he threw the rice cake into the sea ... There is a story that a fisherman accidentally dropped his wedding ring into the sea while fishing. His wife was very angry and asked him to salvage the diamond ring. So, this fisherman fished at the seaside every day for ten years ... Finally, one day, he took the fish home. Guess what this is? -It turned out to be a rice cake ... 5. Two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot and said, it's so hot, I'm going to take off my clothes. So it peeled off the skin, and the banana behind it fell off when it stepped on the banana skin. 6. A compass was walking on the road and suddenly shouted "I can't find the north". The next day, it was removed. Because they are not familiar with it. 8. One day, a male deer ran faster and faster. Finally, it became a highway. That's all. I think it's okay. Do you like watching you ~ ~ Hehe, swimming. A fat lady said to her girlfriend, "I often go swimming. It is said that I can lose weight!" " The girlfriend disapprovingly said, "Nonsense, have you ever seen a crocodile in the sea? "Has she lost weight?" A snake crawled and crawled, and suddenly it fell ... One day Xiaohua asked his father, "Dad, what's the difference between being angry and being angry?" Xiaohua's father said, "I'll do an experiment and you'll understand." So, he opened the phone book, casually found a person named Lin XX and dialed the phone ... As soon as the phone was connected, Xiaohua's father pressed the amplification button to let Xiaohua hear clearly ── Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there? Lin XX: You have the wrong number. Xiaohua's father: Please, is Lee Teng-hui there? Lin XX: I tell you, you have the wrong number! Then he hung up. Later, Xiaohua's father called again ── Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there? Lin XX: Who is it? You have the wrong number. Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there? Lin XX: Damn, God is sick. Hang up again. Xiaohua's father dialed again ── Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there, please? Lin XX: Who the hell are you? Stop being bored! Xiaohua's father: I'm Lien Chan. I'm looking for Lee Teng-hui Lin XX: SB, I'm still Chen Shui-bian. Go to s! ! Then throw away the phone. Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua, "This is anger. Next, let you see what anger is. Xiaohua's father dialed the telephone again ── Xiaohua's father: Is Lee Teng-hui there? Lin XX: You are going to be beaten, aren't you? Call Lee Teng-hui to the presidential palace! Damn it, if you dare to call again, just try ... and then you will slam the phone harder.