Adult humorous jokes and stories

a man is dining, and the man says, "How much is the bun?" Waitress: "Touch 5!" Man: "What's next?" Woman: "1!" The man angrily said, "Where are the dumplings?" Woman: "Sleep 2!" The man felt incredible and shouted, "black shop!" " I'm weeding, and you're weeding at noon. Khan, a man keeps a pig, which annoys him so much that he wants to throw it away, but the pig knows the way home and throws it many times without success. One day, the man abandoned the pig by car and called his wife that night and asked, "Is the pig back?" His wife said, "I'm back." The man was very angry and shouted, "put it on the phone quickly, I'm lost." A beautiful female employee of the company sent a picture to the male manager of the company. There are two pigeons flying in the sky and a dead sheep on the ground. After a few days, the manager made her a female secretary. Know why? Pigeon, pigeon, the sheep down there is dead. The bachelor married his wife at the end of last year. Everyone knows that Mrs. Wang is handy, especially the actress, who is famous far and near. One day, the neighbor passed by his house and heard the conversation between the couple in the room. Bachelor: "You are too small to fit in." Mrs. Wang: "Try again! People are also very hard. " After a while, the bachelor said, "No! It will hurt! " Mrs. Wang: "OK! I'll put some oil on it for you! " Then the bachelor gasped: "Oh! Oh ..... "The neighbor heard his heart beat faster and his forehead was cold. He thought the newlyweds were really bold, and they did such a thing in broad daylight, only to find out that their heads were sticking out a little. When the two couples saw their stealthy neighbors, they said in unison, "What are you looking at? I haven't seen anyone wearing shoes? " Source: China Entertainment Network (yule.cn) Original: //joke.yule.cn//2712/132