Humorous and funny campus short scripts and dramas

Campus drama script "Between Friendships"

Act 1 Valentine's Day

Aniu: Hey, it's really painful to watch it. What kind of radio station is this? It’s easy to read some books and make trouble

penny: Hey, don’t we sisters study hard every year today? No wonder you don’t get excited. I also know that you are unbalanced

Aniu: What? Ah, I do this every day

penny: Forget it, stop making excuses. Not all are the same. Valentine’s Day is a sad holiday. Forget it if you have a boyfriend, but a beautiful woman like me who is loved by everyone is also high. A beauty has a bad life

A Niu: You are disgusting when you come here, so you still have a bad life. I think you will live a long life

Penny: It doesn’t matter, it’s the same anyway. If there is no one to accompany you, I don’t have high requirements for a boyfriend. I just need to be a little better than Andy Lau to be worthy of me. Jing, what do you think?

Jing: Ah, why should I finish this first? Question

Aniu, Penny: I was defeated by you

Wife: Boss, wait a minute, listen to me, I really didn’t mean it

Beauty: The brat dared to play tricks on me, causing me to be scolded by the professor

My wife: I really didn’t have time to write. Who would have thought that the article I blindly downloaded was published by that crappy professor of yours

Beauty: Yes, who would have thought about it? Who would have thought about whether you would have a chance to see the sun tomorrow? Let’s pray for tomorrow with the Iraqi people.

Wife: Boss, I was wrong. I’m going to leave. I won’t dare to do it again. A Niu, please save me, I will die

Beauty: Do you want a next time?

RMB: Oh, why has it fallen again? Hurry up and sell it. Ah, I have already lost a lot. I can’t afford to lose anymore this time. Really, why are you all here?

penny: Why are you studying in self-study? How can you be so cool?

RMB: I can’t even call it chic, but today I am suddenly rich. I wish every day was Valentine’s Day. Then I would have the confidence to surpass Bill Gates within twenty years. By the way, take it.

Penny: Oh, give it to me No, what are you trying to do with me? I’m not that easy to take the bait.

RMB: one yuan

penny: What one yuan

RMB: Please think of me as a philanthropist. This rose is the last one I will sell. For the sake of my classmates, I will charge you a cost. Hurry up and pay a dollar.

Penny: You Go to your rose

RMB: Don’t pull it down, why throw it away? Fortunately, it didn’t break, otherwise I will ask you to pay for it

A Niu: RMB, you are too stingy, aren’t you? A rose?

Penny: Yes, just a rose

Aniu: Just give it to Penny so that she can get a rose on Valentine’s Day

penny: Who cares about you

RMB: Hey, isn’t this A Niu? How can you be here

A Niu: What’s wrong, I can’t do it

RMB: Of course not, Brother Cucumber, don’t you have any programs today

A Niu: Me and Cucumber today

RMB: Today is your holiday, Valentine’s Day

Aniu: Who said he and I are the same

RMB: Oh, the facts are in front of our eyes and we still don’t admit that the masses’ eyes are sharp

Aniu: I, I really

RMB: By the way, if you sell this rose to a cucumber, you might even earn two yuan and three yuan

A Niu: How could he and I do that?

RMB: hello, what’s the current exchange rate is 8.31

A Niu: I really don’t understand why RMB thinks so.

Penny: No wonder whoever told you two to be in pairs all the time thinks so too

A Cow: Only idiots would think that way if they were cut in pairs

penny: Look at the cucumbers and cucumbers

Cucumber: Hey, I’m really exhausted

penny: Cucumber, what are you doing with the big box and the small box?

Cucumber: I don’t want to either, but I was born this way. What can I do?

Aniu: Why, who is it? Chocolates for you

Cucumber: I really can’t hide anything from my little sister

penny: Why did you hook up with another girl?

Ah Cow: Maybe it was given by the aunt in the supermarket

Cucumber: If you cut it, does it look like it was given by a girl?

Penny: Or it was given by a boy

Cucumber: You don’t mean to play with me just because a handsome guy like me, who is handsome, elegant, generous, and suave, has women giving me these things all day long and refuse to accept them? I really don’t understand those little girls

penny: Wow, didn’t you make a lot of money today?

Cucumber: Not to mention a hundred and eighty boxes of chocolates. Even if the price is the lowest, it has to be three digits. As for the chocolates that cost tens of dollars, I took them without even looking at them and threw them into the trash can. I don’t know how many girls I made cry today. What is this called? Beier has face

Aniu: Ah, cucumber, he is here, oh, I understand, yes, it is quite a face to carry these along the way. Someone called me just now to find you, and you are a woman

Cucumber: Look, this is the truth. I was embarrassed to call my cell phone, but I also called your cell phone. What a shy girl?

Aniu: Then think about why she didn’t call your cell phone.

Cucumber: Hey, is a little girl always a little shy? You don’t even understand. Where is my cell phone?

Aniu: That shy and shy girl just now Say you left your phone on the counter when buying chocolates in the supermarket

Cucumber: oh shit

Penny, Aniu: Cut the hypocrisy

Teacher Wang: What's wrong with Cucumber? Don't prepare now for PE class tomorrow. Run so fast and learn Tomahawk missiles. You want to fly

Aniu: He is still eager to fly. Teacher Wang, why are you here?

Teacher Wang: Oh, this is your application form. Fill it out and give it to me next week. It’s not easy to go to France now. I spent a lot of effort to get it. By the way, Niu Niu, today is Valentine’s Day

Aniu: Yes

Teacher Wang: Are there no activities

Aniu: Ah

Teacher Wang: Forget it, aren’t you and Cucumber the same one?

Aniu: Which one

Teacher Wang: It can be that one, isn’t it the one

Aniu: Why do you all say that?

Teacher Wang: In any case, this is what I came up with based on the theory based on facts and my most rigorous inference

Aniu: Teacher Wang, where are you thinking?

Teacher Wang: I understand that this is not a big deal for you, the younger generation. Besides, everyone on this earth knows about your relationship with Cucumber. You see, you give Cucumber so much chocolate, so you are not afraid of overwhelming him to death. Let me help lighten the burden on Cucumber. You’re welcome. I’m good at everything. My only shortcoming is that I like to help others too much.

Cucumber: Wow, that’s an exaggeration. Even Teacher Wang is given chocolates these days. The woods are big, and every bird has my chocolate. What about my chocolate? Teacher Wang, I bought it with my own money.