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Does anyone know the lines of the essay "Not Bad Money" at the Spring Festival party in 2009?

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, tiáo qíng. Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards, but it is an old and expensive brand. Zhao Benshan: Yes, we have money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? Mao Mao: I didn't take my bag. Zhao Benshan: Money bag. The yellow bag. Mao Mao: That's it. I put it on the kang. Zhao Benshan: Do you think there's anything else you can do? I put it on the kang for you. Zhao Benshan: Do you have any money in your pocket? Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 yuan. All right. Mao Mao: That's not enough. Zhao Benshan: Is it enough? Attendant Xiao Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. We are an upscale hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products. Zhao Benshan: No, we eat. Shenyang: Oh, my God, it's time to eat. Zhao Benshan: No, Little Shenyang: Not quite like Zhao Benshan: I said, girl, this meal is very important. Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? She is a man. Zhao Benshan: Why are you dressed like this? Why are you wearing a skirt? Shenyang: It's packed according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. Isn't it cropped trousers? Look, does this have legs? Oh, my God, I'm anxious to wear it. Oh, my God, why don't I stop? Zhao Benshan: That leg is for others to wear. I'm telling you, young man, I'm going to invite important guests to dinner today. You must treat them well. Shenyang: No problem. Zhao Benshan: Come on, let me ask you, how much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel? Shenyang: Why are you so impatient? Zhao Benshan: No, I mean how much is the most expensive one. Shenyang: 1 10,000 yuan to 20,000 yuan. Zhao Benshan: 1 10,000 yuan to 20,000 yuan. Well, is this the case? Eat today and check out tomorrow. Shenyang: IOUs. Zhao Benshan: No, it's not an IOU. Not short of money, but rich. Here you are, Xiao Shenyang: What do you mean? Zhao Benshan: I'll give you a hint. Shenyang: God, you are so smart. You are so handsome. Zhao Benshan: It's handsome to give you a hundred dollars. I'm telling you, it's not for nothing. You must give me enough face when the guests come. You got it? You should hold it for me when I order. Shenyang: How to get a ride? Zhao Benshan: Give you face, but not too hard. I want your food. Shenyang: Did I tell you? Zhao Benshan: Oh dear. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry. Zhao Benshan: A bowl of noodles. A bowl of noodles. 78 yuan. Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive? Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy. Zhao Benshan: Is it expensive? Small Shenyang: Halogen is free. Zhao Benshan: Let's start with a bowl of noodles and try the salty taste. Shenyang: I haven't been there. Zhao Benshan: That's because I didn't come. I have to come early. You didn't come so early. Small Shenyang: this old man, I want to say that noodles are free, so you can return them with a note. Zhao Benshan: Miss Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come soon. You have to fight for my face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years. Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I? Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for more than thirty years. Your father is a semi-finished product, which makes me a cultural stationmaster. You must have confidence. Mao Mao: Hong Hushui waves, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is higher than the other. Beat my dad on the beach. Shenyang: Here comes the brine. Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty. Shenyang: I'll boil a bowl of boiled water for you. Shenyang: Who are you? You're the one. No, you're not. Mr. Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Come on, come on, it's time to run. Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? What are you arguing about? Did the wolf bite you? Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture? Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Benshan, the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station. I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father, and you found the right Bi Fujian. Dad, by the way, Zhao Benshan: The county seat is very grand, with a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle and flowers all around. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers? Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. People are waiting for you with pens. Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village. Zhao Benshan: The village will arrange for me to have a meal in Tieling first. It depends on the guests. You can arrange it according to me. Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took a picture of me. Bi Fujian: You are the waiter Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: We are related. My grandfather lives in Bi Fujian, Dalian. What's his name? Mao Mao: Bimen Pavilion. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well. Zhao Benshan: Smile, much like the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child is very close to his grandfather. Call him grandpa 2. Good Mao Mao: Good Grandpa. Bi Fujian: I haven't given you lucky money for the New Year's Eve dinner. Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven't taken any pictures yet. Zhao Benshan: Order first. Small Shenyang: What to do after dinner? Zhao Benshan: Just click. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Now that I have money, I can eat hard. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone. Four Small Shenyang: Sorry, there is no Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Shenyang: It's not that big. Zhao Benshan: How old? Small Shenyang: Only one catty. Zhao Benshan: Yes or No, Little Shenyang: Not Bi Fujian: No shark fin. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. Once I got stuck eating shark fin, and finally I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There is nothing in your hotel, so it is difficult to find the boss once. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: The boss doesn't have Shenyang: The boss is out. Zhao Benshan: What to eat? Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked food. Zhao Benshan: Come among the people, son. There are young pheasants stewed with mushrooms. Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have a small Shenyang: This really doesn't have Zhao Benshan: Bring it here. Bi Fujian: Pheasant without Zhao Benshan: Stew this and order a stupid egg. Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Fujian: Brother, I eat out, and the materials are all made by myself. Zhao Benshan: There are no dishes here. There are two. Give me a chance. Teacher Bi will come to you. Shenyang: Send one, Grandpa. Why are you so picky? It doesn't make any sense. We'll give one away. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know? Shenyang: Yes, don't you know? I am still young, and my life is short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Close your eyes and keep your eyes open, and a day will pass, so ~ ~ close your eyes and don't make money, and life will pass, so ~ Bi Fujian: Brilliant. Zhao Benshan: What is brilliant? He is a kid. Small Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent. Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. This boy, Shenyang: This is too picky. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs will come. I have been an artistic fungus since I was a child. Bi Fujian: Art Cell. Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke. Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Take it easy. Mao Mao: I come from Chishuigouzi, a big city in Tieling. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It is sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. Shenyang: Report the weather forecast. Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue. Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my grandfather for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. On behalf of them, I will never let you go in my life. Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you and repay the kindness. He can't forget you when he goes out and sings about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi. Mao Mao: That's Li Na's. She is singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live. Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing at the back. Bi Fujian: Young, with a really high voice. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Bi Fujian, who is crying and singing at the back: Wait a minute, let's talk about it with tears and talk about the acceptance speech. "Avenue of Stars" is a true story, and it was an acceptance speech before going to Beijing. Zhao Benshan: His master is here. I didn't know. When I count to three, she will cry. You're really finished, and you have feelings for grandpa. This is his picture. Mao Mao: Cry ... Zhao Benshan: Duck egg, what are you laughing at? Mao Mao: This is very interesting. Bi Fujian: Forget it. I have good talent and singing skills. Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, so can I. Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang, where are you going? To the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: It's good that you go to Kang. This is a matter for the art circle. Shenyang: You let me sing, Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing Shenyang: I won't let you sing, I'll tell you what's going on. Zhao Benshan: If you want to say something, it must be better than singing. Bi Fujian: You can start talking or report yourself. Small Shenyang: My destiny (sensitive word). There is also a grandfather named Bi, Bi Fujian: What can you do? Shenyang: I can imitate the show, Bi Fujian: Who can I imitate? Small Shenyang: Liu Huan teacher Bi Fujian: Imitate that small Shenyang: "You and Me" Zhao Benshan: Just sing Bi Fujian: This is a song called "You and Me". Sing it! Shenyang: You and I are heart to heart ... Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's out of tune. Serve the food. Shenyang: I'll sing another song. I'll sing a song by Dao Lang. Zhao Benshan: You can sing dung beetles. Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name. Bi Fujian: There can be another small Shenyang: I can also sing Po's songs on the Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: What's your name? Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is Bi Fujian, a small Shenyang in mbth, and Zhao Benshan, a small Shenyang. My English name is Xiao ~~ ~ ~ Sample Bi Fujian: Where are you from, Xiao Shenyang? I'm Bi Fujian from Lianhua Village. It's Xiao Shenyang that your son asked me to find. Tomorrow, you will go to Beijing with me to see the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: I've cooked all the dishes for you. If you don't give me face, give her grandpa face. Why not let his grandfather meet you? You can watch the news online, and the click rate is very high. The duck egg mentioned above is her. Bi Fujian: Right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat, duck egg. Tomorrow, you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your big brother. If you are in a group, you will not be short of money. Mao Mao: Can I go, too? Bi Fujian: Yes. Mao Mao: Thank you, Grandpa. Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all want it. Take me, too. Bi Fujian: Is your name online? Zhao Benshan: Actually, my grandfather's surname is Bi.