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Hairdressing-Have you been cheated? Hidden profiteering industry
It is also true that a good hairstyle can change a person's temperament.
but
This is too bullying.
Afterwards, I suddenly felt that haircut was actually a very profitable industry-most people wouldn't have this idea.
Well, speaking of it, it's also very bright for girls to find a hairdresser as their boyfriend-I'm the only one who's been bullied and I have to make a profit for them.
Let's start talking.
Simply put, it's like this-boring to get a haircut, being fooled by a phone call, turning a trivial matter of ten or twenty dollars into 1000 yuan.
First of all, entering the store is a pit-
When you said I wanted to do my hair, you began to fall into the wolf's trap.
The manager and the bartender will carefully observe whether you are worthy of cheating at the door. Speaking of it, people who are cheated usually have the word honesty written on their faces-this is certainly not irony, it is a fact.
Then the wolves started their own performance.
First of all, he will come up with a price list, which is extremely gorgeous, but the price is acceptable-giving you a feeling of using low prices to make high-priced hairstyles.
The price is between 10- 100, and the category is between 10-20 for assistant, technician, director, supervisor and manager.
Most people don't choose a hair assistant when they see this watch, do they? After all, you have an assistant in mind? Can make me beautiful? Don't make me look ugly.
So, you chose director Mao-this further proves that you are a sheep to be slaughtered.
I remembered the joke told by my friend-one day I went to have my hair done, but because I had no money, I chose a hair assistant. When I went back a month later, I found the same person and asked the stylist why he was not worried about the director mentioned just last month.
The truth is always so cruel
Wait a few minutes. At this time, the wolves are discussing how fat this sheep is-from temperament, from dress, from expression.
So, the manager was sent out-this shows that you are a sheep worth killing.
Next to the handyman to help in time-other hair stylists in the store are busy, so we have to let the manager come.
At this point, what you must be thinking is-lying trough, it's an honor to let the big boss get started personally at such a price! Cheap enough!
Yes, it's cheap enough-a ghost!
During the haircut, the barber will always nag you. Beauty (handsome boy) will give you a haircut later to make you more temperament and so on.
This reinforces your psychological suggestion that it might be really good to have a hairstyle?
All right, you nod.
At this time, the wolf may be cursing you silently. Really a fool. Looks like he can be fooled more. Come on, give me a dozen such fools!
The barber will move more gently at this time-after all, this is a sheep that can only bring oil and water, so we can't treat it badly.
At this time, the barber will tell you that hair styling needs styling agent, and quietly make a hidden gesture to let the handyman hold the price list.
When you were fooled by the barber, another price list appeared.
The price list says ordinary styling agent and fine styling agent.
This price list is generally not that refined. All I see is printed on ordinary A4 paper.
This will give you a hint in your mind-oh, this may be the internal price.
Look at the price-an ordinary 180, a boutique 300.
It seems that ordinary is ok. Let's break our fingers and calculate-styling 180+ haircut fee of 35200 can make you look brand-new-OK, the price is acceptable.
You nodded.
"Ordinary."
At this time, a scam has deeply trapped you.
In the next process, the barber will let the handyman do it-in my understanding, the handyman is similar to the temporary worker in the news, and is used to carry the pot.
After that, the miscellaneous trade union secretly dyed your hair, permed your hair and cared for you with lightning speed.
About 10 minutes-no time for regrets.
In fact, my hair burned before I finished cutting it, and I was quite afraid that you would react and regret it.
After all the dyeing, perming and nursing, the miscellaneous trade union secretly came to remind the barber that he had used five potions. -This is actually for you.
At this time, your heart will definitely be pounding-XX? Five? 180*5? 900?
The barber happened to tell you that our members can get discounts, including 50% and 3.5%.
When you go to get a haircut again, he will talk about the benefits of the membership card countless times, and he will also insert a sentence or two in the middle, asking if you usually do massage, in order to promote the massage service in their shop, which will make your ears suffer.
When you finish, ok, check out.
Although you are psychologically prepared, you will still be dumbfounded when someone takes out the bill.
900 yuan!
This is just a gesture!
You silently asked the barber to take out the potion you just used, and you never gave up trying to see if it was really worth the price.
I saw that it said-vitaq10 plus.
Baidu Dafa said-concentrated conditioner, a box of 65 tablets, specifications 15 tablets/box.
If sold separately, it is 15 yuan.
Ghost modeling agent!
Damn it 180!
Although my heart is burning with anger, I am still a quiet person.
So I started the theory.
The mouth of the middle barber will compete with the mouth of the water bearer.
"There will be a meeting later. If you are late, you will be punished 1500."
"Yes, call the police, yes, I can do it."
"You see, we are also working, coming out of the countryside."
"The assistant didn't tell you this. I will criticize him in the future. "
"Our potion is different from that. We are the essence. "
"Regarding the price, you can actually buy a membership card and get a 20% discount."
"It makes no sense for you to say so."
"Styling agent? You must have misheard. "
"Look at this, 1000 yuan and a half membership card, give you a 50% discount, and it turns out that it is only 2000 yuan."
"3.5 fold? Impossible, I don't have this right. "
"We really want to keep you as a guest."
"Cary's money is still yours."
In the middle, "you must be a leader if you are so talkative." Come often in the future and pass on your experience to everyone. " Praise.
You may be thinking-1000 yuan, 50% off, that's 465, not bad.
Besides, there are too many of them to fight.
Hehe, admit it.
Expose it-Qiyu Barber Shop in Fenghuang West Street, Nanjing.
This is their membership card and the so-called nearly 200 modeling agent.
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