A little silly jokes and more?

When a person goes to see a doctor, he heard in advance that the doctor will charge 6 pounds for the first time, but only for the second time.

Two pounds. When he got there, he first said:

"Doctor, I came to see a doctor again."

"I don't think I've seen you before," the doctor replied.

"Oh, then you must have forgotten. I came last week. "

"Probably forgot. How do you feel now? "

"No, it's not getting better at all."

"Come and check." The doctor examined him and said, "Let's go where we were last time."

Take the medicine for another week. Please pay 2 pounds now. "

Of course not.

Doctor, my wife and I are both bad-tempered people. We don't fight, God.

You can't get through. What should I do?

In my opinion, the root cause is excess energy. Mr. Cherin, I suggest you take a day off.

It's at least ten kilometers on foot. Call me in two weeks and tell me how things are going.

Half a month later, Mr. Cherin called the doctor. He talked excitedly with the doctor through the microphone.

The student shouted.

Thank you, doctor. It's all amazing!

-Where's his wife? Still fighting?

Of course not, you know I'm away from home 150 kilometers.

Keep your hair.

A man with sparse hair went to the doctor and said, "Can you give me something for me?"

How about keeping my hair? "

The doctor said enthusiastically, "Take it."

Say and hand him a small plastic box.

A tortuous investigation

The young intern asked the attending doctor, "Why do you always forget when you make a diagnosis?"

No, ask patients what they often eat. "

The attending doctor smiled and replied, "This is extremely important. According to the patient's diet, I can. "

Judge how much medical expenses can be charged to him. "

New therapy

The patient complained to the doctor, "I am in too much pain." I always see groups of ghosts in my dreams.

Inevitably squatting on my fence every night. What should I do? "

The doctor asked, "Is your fence made of wood?"

The patient nodded.

The doctor simply said, "Hurry back and sharpen the fence!" "accurate diagnosis

A rather obese patient asked the doctor to prescribe a medicine to help him sleep. he

He said: "My mouth is always closed when I sleep, which is too painful."

The doctor observed for a while and said to the patient, "I'm really sorry, there is no medicine to solve."

Solve your problem. Because of your obesity now, your skin looks too little when you close it.

Close your eyes and your mouth will open. "