The way Shenyang treats Ji Xiaolan is alluded to as a dog, so let's see how Ji Xiaolan can solve it.

On one occasion, an empire invited many officials at home, including Xiao Shenyang and Ji Xiaolan, but the empire was close to Xiao Shenyang and naturally stood in the team of Xiao Shenyang.

Before dinner, they satirized Ji Xiaolan, and then they muttered together, and they came up with a way to humiliate Ji Xiaolan, which was very proud.

High in the paddy field, a servant came in with a dog barking, which was naturally arranged by Xiao Shenyang.

"ah! What is this? Is it a wolf? Is it a dog? " Xiao Shenyang asked curiously.

At that time, Ji Xiaolan's official position was assistant minister, and assistant minister was naturally a homonym of "being a wolf".

As soon as this was said, the suggestion was followed by: "Is the assistant minister a dog?" They all burst into laughter, waiting to see Ji Xiaolan make a fool of himself.

However, Ji Xiaolan was not embarrassed at all, and even smiled and asked, "My Lord, you are an official. Can't you tell if this is a wolf or a dog?"

"If you can't tell clearly, just learn from the assistant minister."

"Distinguish between wolves and dogs. Look at the tail The wolf dragged it down and the dog stood up. This tail is vertical and the upper vertical (Shangshu) is a dog. "

There was another burst of laughter, which led to the embarrassment of small Shenyang. This suggestion is wrong, so he will come back soon.

"It's really smart. Wolves eat meat and shit. This one obviously eats meat. Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog, there is no doubt. "

Ji Xiaolan didn't know what this man's residence was at that time. He didn't know how to deal with it at the moment, so he asked, "This adult is very strange. May I have your name and official residence? "

"My last name is Liu, and I'm the censor of New Jiangnan Road." Said also enjoy themselves, it is estimated that Ji Xiaolan was impressed by his cleverness, so we asked him what his last name was.

Ji Xiaolan went on to say, "Sir, I've heard a lot about you. What you just said is inappropriate. Of course, wolves eat meat, but dogs don't. Dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and eat shit when they meet shit (recommended). It is recommended to eat shit! "

Xiao Shenyang and this suggestion were embarrassed, and their faces turned red and white. They quickly admitted, "It's just a joke, it's just a joke" and soon let the servant take the dog away.

This is shooting yourself in the foot. It's better not to teach others to swim in front of people who can talk.