It is so boring. Nobody has a super funny joke.

A man committed suicide and went to see God. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself?" The man said, "I pursued a woman, and she said I didn't have a tall and handsome figure and appearance, so she turned me down." God nodded thoughtfully and said, "This is true. Visual effects are very important in love. Well, I'll give you a beautiful shell that is unparalleled in the world. Now go back and pursue your happiness. "

At some point, God said a spell, and with a whoosh, the man left. A week later, the man committed suicide for the second time and came back to see God again. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself again?" The man said painfully, "When I went back, the woman said that although I was handsome, I didn't know her at all. I was rejected again. " God nodded understandingly: "Of course, if you don't know someone, how do you know how to give her happiness?" Well, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, and you can go back and pursue your happiness. "

As he spoke, God said a spell, but there was a whoosh, and the man left again. A week later, the man came back, which was the third suicide. God was surprised and asked, "My child, why did you commit suicide again?" The man said in great pain: After I went back, although I was handsome and knew her well, she said that she had given her body to another man. "God looked at the unfortunate man sympathetically and finally said:

"Well, since you like that woman so much, I'll let the man die, so that the woman is yours. Go home! "

Then God said a spell. Just in the middle of the spell, he heard "Crash!" With a loud cry, God fell to the ground and died hard.

The man said happily, "Now I can finally go back to pursue that beautiful nun!" " "