What are some humorous and insulting sentences?

Humorous sentences to criticize people include:

1. Don’t call others monsters if you are covered in hair.

2. I am not good-looking, but I am not as arbitrary as you.

3. If you can’t sing in tune, it’s because you’re tone-deaf, and if you can’t speak in tune, it’s because your brain is defective!

4. I don’t need to control my emotions, you just need to control yourself and don’t make me angry!

5. If you can’t sing in tune, it’s because you’re tone-deaf, and if you can’t speak in tune, it’s because your brain is defective!

6. If you are so white, do you want to be a pretty boy?

7. If you don’t speak, you can still make people have some illusions. If you speak, all the illusions will be shattered.

8. Am I short-sighted? It's better to be ignorant than to be ignorant!

9. Go, go, don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn.

10. Alas! Some people are like this. If they are maggots, they feel that the whole world is a cesspool.

11. It is best to show affection at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

12. If I had known that being a human being was so tiring, I would not have descended to this world.