Put a few of the funniest jokes to get the wealth value for free, and put more than five jokes to raise the wealth value to more than 20.

1. The weather was fine. The little white rabbit went fishing happily, but he didn't catch any fish until the sun went down. The next day, the little white rabbit came to the river early in the morning. He didn't catch a fish until the sun went down. The third white rabbit comes again. As soon as he got to the river, a fish jumped out of the river, spat at him, and said angrily, "If you want to use carrots as bait again, I will fight with you!" " "

Pay attention to methods. Only when the method is correct can we succeed.

The giraffe said, "Little White Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what is delicious, I will slowly pass through my long neck when I eat it. That kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The little white rabbit looked at him without expression. "Also, in summer, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! White rabbit, can you imagine? " The white rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?" This is Einstein's great theory of relativity. Everything is divided into two parts

3. One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road, and suddenly he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something. ...

So .. Kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "What are you listening to, Little White Rabbit?"

"A big truck passed here half an hour ago ..."

"Wow .. so God! .. how do you know? .."

"He XX! That's how my neck and legs are broken .. "

If you want to be knowledgeable, you have to pay the price.

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was taking drugs.

Tutu said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the drug and the rabbit and threw the drug behind her.

Running in the forest with tutu.

Then they met an elephant who was about to take drugs.

Tutu said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the drug and the rabbit and threw the drug behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Then they met a lion about to take drugs.

Tutu said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the drug and the rabbit, so he threw the drug behind him and rushed to hit the rabbit.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit Tutu?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This rabbit bastard drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he takes drugs."

Don't be fooled by the illusion of one thing. When you think he is helping you, you may be satisfying yourself.

One day, Tutu was writing in front of a cave when a wolf came up and asked, "Tutu, what are you writing?"

Tutu replied, "I'm writing a paper."

The wolf asked again, "What topic?"

Tutu replied, "I'm writing about how Tutu eats wolves."

The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it.

Tutu said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave, and Tu Tu continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, "Tutu, what are you writing?"

Tutu replied, "I'm writing a paper."

The fox asked, "What topic?"

Tutu replied, "How does Tutu eat foxes?"

The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief.

Tutu said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, Tutu went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, in the cave, a lion was sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading Tutu's paper: the ability of an animal is not determined by its strength, but by who is its boss behind the scenes!

That's the last sentence: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!

Find a good boss and save you more than ten years.

6. Tutu and Bear are squatting under the tree to shit.

Bear said to Tutu: You Tutu look good, but it's trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting!

Tutu said: Look at what you said! Isn't it?

Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed Bunny and wiped his ass and walked away.

When someone talks about your shortcomings, you are already in danger.

7. Tutu and Bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

Tutu said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

Tutu said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

Tutu got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...

When you get the right, you must leave yourself a way out, because someone is waiting for the day when you lose your right.

8. Three rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed and Tu Tu hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and Tu Tu hasn't come back yet. We don't have to wait for dinner for the two major discussions, do we?

Just then, Tutu suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

When we spend a lot of time to prove one thing, have we ever thought about it? ...