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If you find a mobile phone and the owner asks you to deliver it to him, will you promise him?
This kind of thing really happened to me.
When crossing the street that day, I saw a mobile phone on the ground. At that time, I thought it would be fake. I picked it up and saw that it was a real mobile phone, and the screen display of the mobile phone was still editing short messages. It will fall right under the traffic lights. I guess this mobile phone must have been lost by myself, not stolen.
I immediately thought of contacting the owner, just as I was about to call the frequent contacts on my mobile phone. The phone shows an incoming call. I pressed the answer key and told him directly that the owner of this mobile phone was lost. If you can contact the owner, please ask him to contact his phone near the municipal public security bureau to get his mobile phone.
Not long after I hung up the phone, a girl called, hesitated to talk, and asked me to send my mobile phone to the north gate of Jinboda. At that time, I was in a hurry, but I thought of returning my mobile phone first, so I went to the north gate of Jinboda as she said. I met a girl who looked like a student. I asked her to tell me the names and phone numbers of several contacts on her mobile phone, and handed her the phone after checking it. She took the phone without even saying thank you, turned around and ran away.
I wanted to laugh. The girl is probably afraid that I will ask her for a reward.
What a coincidence! I'm a policeman. After I find someone else's mobile phone, even if she doesn't call, I will definitely find a way to return it to its owner. Ill-gotten wealth can't be collected, and other people's things can't be taken. This is the most basic truth of being a man. If you want me to send it, I will agree, as long as it can be returned to the original owner.
If I find my mobile phone, I will send it to you. I definitely won't send it. I'll tell him that I'll give your mobile phone to the nearby police station, and you can come and get it yourself. I just found an Apple mobile phone, and the owner called me and told him I couldn't leave. You can call me if you lose it there. Because the owner sneaked on a roof, saw us and left, and the mobile phone was still where he was sitting. I found it when I checked the equipment. Ten minutes later, he dialed his mobile phone and asked me if I had found it. I told him that you had already left when I found the phone. If you don't come before I get off work, I'll give it to the building security and you can get it yourself.
I went to Lijiang to play with my baby in the summer vacation and left my mobile phone and watch in Datang Hotel. I went back to look for it after an hour, but I couldn't find it. I checked the hotel surveillance, and I felt that it was a man who picked it up, but I couldn't find his picture. I told the hotel owner to ask the guests if they found it for me. The guest said he hadn't found it yet. That day we went from go to dali, Lijiang, and the next morning, our watches turned on, prompting us to locate the address all the time. The first time was behind the hotel, selling cars and building a garage. I called, but the other party didn't talk. Text me that you can send me your watch. I paid him a certain amount, but ignored me. I was angry, but I called the police station in the hotel area. A policeman said he was going to visit the hotel. After more than an hour, the police contacted me and said that he had seen the surveillance and didn't see anyone coming to pick me up. But through slow release, I saw my daughter take out Datang. But when I walked out of the yard, my watch disappeared, and then I sent several addresses of my location to the police. He arrived at that address and couldn't find it, so I said, could you please ask the police if the person at that address had been there? If that person's driving track is the address I located, he must have found it, and then the police went to the next address, as if he had really found my baby's watch in three places. And immediately sent me a SF Express. At that time, the police said they didn't want children to be disappointed in society. The watch was found by the man I suspected, and a gentleman valued it at several thousand dollars. Besides, I told her that it was useless for him to get the watch because we had locked it. I really appreciate the police. I didn't call the police. I don't think the police care about such a trivial matter at all, but he got it back anyway.
I found a woman's cell phone at about 0/0 last night. Half an hour later, the phone rang. She said: She is a fresh graduate and works in a foreign company. The information in her mobile phone is very important. She said she wouldn't come to my house to get it. I have an appointment to meet somewhere at 1 1. After arriving, she came in a short time, about twenty-four or five years old, tall and beautiful. After getting in my car, I returned my mobile phone to her. She said, Big Brother, I never owe anyone a favor. I want to get it at the end of 1000 yuan. If you want to fuck me once, you must choose one, or she won't get off! In desperation, I had to drive to a deserted place. I slept in the co-pilot, and she took off her pants and helped me take off my pants. I just feel slippery, purring and warm. Afterwards, I still remember it!
I once heard a story about looking for a mobile phone.
Someone found an Apple mobile phone. At that time, the status of Apple mobile phone was much better than it is now. When I found my mobile phone, I was thinking about how to return it to the owner. At this moment, the shopkeeper called.
After answering the phone, I can't remember the first sentence on the phone. Anyway, it is an unfriendly attitude and language, which makes people angry and threatens others.
I listened to his words and hung up the phone immediately. There happened to be a balloon vendor next to me, so I bought a bunch of balloons and tied them to my mobile phone. After a while, the mobile phone and the balloon took off together.
After that, I thought, xxxx, I still want my mobile phone. Go to heaven and get it.
One morning this summer, I found a mobile phone. When I found it, I stood in the same place and waited for the phone call from the owner. I think I should call as soon as possible! But after waiting for an hour, I didn't call. I'm still worried. I thought about waiting and then waiting. Half an hour passed and I didn't wait any longer. I took my cell phone and drove away. After finding it for three hours, the mobile phone suddenly thought it was the owner. I opened my mouth and said, silly, I don't know how to find it. The goods say I don't have a phone here. I said, who doesn't have a phone on the road? You can pass. It was turned off early, so I said I didn't want money, and I made an appointment to return the phone to him. The couple leaned in and gave me money. I didn't ask for it, and I didn't read hundreds. I've never been greedy for this little advantage. I've picked up a lot of things and returned them to others over the years. Twenty years ago, I found a bag with a price of more than 5,000 yuan. The owner is the owner of a wholesale market, and what I found on the bus was returned to the owner. I said I wouldn't return your bag if I wanted money. A few years ago, I found a wallet on the sleeper of Tumen train. The man got off at Yanji. Later, I contacted the phone number on the owner's business card in my wallet. The host brought it to Tumen from Yanji, and I don't want to give me money. I said, I treat you to dog meat. I said it was good. I was treated to a meal. People should do more charity. Although the blessing has not arrived, it is far from a disaster.
It depends on the situation. You can send it when you have time, and it depends on the attitude of the owner.
Years ago, my husband found a mobile phone on the road outside the community after work at night. As soon as he entered the room, his cell phone rang. I didn't know it was lost by a resident in our community until I connected it. Then he went downstairs and gave it to someone else, and then came back for dinner. Just after eating, someone knocked at the door and saw someone who had just lost his mobile phone. He thanked him with a cigarette. He found it downstairs.
Husband said that his colleague's mobile phone was lost and was picked up by an old man. The old man has a city accent. If you call him, he says he can't give it to you. I've never seen such a good mobile phone, and then my eldest brother said I gave it to you. Can you give me the card? The old man asked me to take a taxi when he said to give you the card. I put the card in a place for you to pick it up, but I went there myself to get it back. Is it really necessary to pay for mobile phones?
Before, we picked up a mobile phone, OPPO's, and left by car if something happened. Later, they called and asked him to answer it. They gave it to him in a good manner and reminded him to take good care of his mobile phone. Later, I forgot to take the iPhone8 I just bought at IKEA, and I found it after a few minutes. When I started calling, he didn't answer. I'm really worried. It's over five thousand yuan. If I lose it, I can't afford it yet. I called. Later, he called me on my phone, and we offered to give him 100 yuan after getting it, but he didn't ask for it. I am very grateful to him, but I just don't know why he didn't answer the phone and called me on my mobile phone. Why did he call me when I had the password? .....
Last year, I picked up a new mobile phone of Charm Blue with a price of over 4,000 yuan (in the Cultural Square), and it rang about 1 hour. He said that the cadres of the Land Administration Bureau of the township government asked me to send it. I said I couldn't ride a bike, so I didn't send it, because I am disabled and live seven kilometers away from home, so either I will pick it up myself or you will give it up. Later, I waited for an hour to come, returned it to him, said a word to me, thanked me very much and left. However, on the third day of this year, my daughter and her family went to the park to play. A man bought a Huawei mobile phone for more than 4000 yuan (last year1February 4th) and picked it up. He started calling to say I found it. You wanted to give xxx 1000 yuan, but the six of us waited there for more than half an hour as he said. I said he might be in a hurry, so he waited there for over an hour.
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